♠ 02 {Video}

[lostblackrabbit]

[The scene opens to a lovely looking feast. It was a dream come true for Alice and the greedy chain couldn't wait to dig in! She picks up the biggest piece of meat she could find and bites down.]

Squeak!

[She blinks at the sound and the fact that she didn't taste any meat, so she chews down again.]

Squeeeeak! [She spits the food out and it lands

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[hunterclass]

[...Is this another one of those dreams? It's hard to tell with the sheer ridiculousness of the situation, but the furious yelling caught Samus' attention. She's finding it hard to turn away.]

I'm sure there's more out there. [Let's try logic!] There's bound to be a supply somewhere.

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[lostblackrabbit]

[Don't underestimate how depressing a lack of your favorite food can be! Alice sure isn't, as tears are now in the chain's eyes... this of course is not stopping her rampage. She proceeds to rip one of the rubber meats in two and sniffles.]

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THERE IS AND I'M GOING TO FIND IT!

But there isn't, you gluttonous girl. All gone~ [Break says in an eerie down as he once again seems to merge from out of a shadow. Alice shouts in rage and slight fear that guy just creeped her out man! and takes a swing at him... that he dodges again.]

I SAID STOP DOING THAT, YOU ANNOYING CLOWN!

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[dualhounds]

Why don't you eat those other guys, then? [Scratching the side of his head like, duh. It's so obvious, Alice.] They're meat.

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[lostblackrabbit]

Humans? Ew, some of them smell funny and when I bite their cheeks they're never tasty. Nothing is as good as cooked meat!

[Oh, and Oz might get upset if she ate the seaweed-head, but that didn't concern her so much.]

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[dualhounds]

[Head-tilt.]

But you can cook humans. With a good Fire materia thing!

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[lostblackrabbit]

Eh, I only heard their souls were good, I don't know about there meat... [Looks thoughtful.]

Don't even think about it, Rabbit!

I think I'll start with you, you ugly sea plant! [She shouts at the dream Gil.]

[ video ] lmfao this post...

[wingless_heart]

Uhm... are you okay?

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[lostblackrabbit]

[She didn't know that voice...]

No! Of course not, stupid voice! There's no meat on this sandy island!

No, there isn't any in all the worlds, stupid rabbit.

[The dream Gilbert chimes in irritably. Alice gasps with a look of sheer horror and anger.]

YOU LIAR! [She throws a rubber chicken leg at his face and it bounces off him with a pathetic sounding squeak.]

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[fightsforalice]

[Just... what is this nightmare? Though he wasn't all that surprised that this would be Alice's worst nightmare, he still though that the ducks would have shown something like his, something much worse than this. But he was kind of glad it wasn't anything else.]

Alice, this is just a dream... or a nightmare in your case.

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[lostblackrabbit]

[Alice perks up from her misery when she hears Oz's voice.]

Oz! Where are you? Your stupid servant needs to be punished for lying! Let me teach him.

[She hisses at the dream Gilbert and cracks her knuckles in anticipation.]

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[fightsforalice]

[Oz just sighs for a moment.]

Alice it's just a dream.

[To prove a point he has left the communicator for the moment. It's awfully quiet before the sound of Oz cooking something can be heard. Yep. He's cooking some meat.]

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[lostblackrabbit]

Oz? Oz! Where are you now!?

Oz-sama~! Please come back!

[The dream Gilbert pleads in a sickeningly sweet voice as Alice's dream exaggerates the servants affection for his master.]

SHUT UP, SEAWEED! Don't talk to Oz like that!

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[lightguiding]

...What?

[Seriously, what did Aqua just watch.]

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[lostblackrabbit]

What, what? [Alice looks around when she hears a strange voice but gets distracted by Break waving a carrot by her face.]

Eat up bunny. It's all you can have now~

[She gives the veggie an utterly offended look and again takes a swing at Break.]

Get AWAY from me, CLOWN!