✖ Dante ✖ Mission Two: Social Skills || Traverse Town

[albinoidiot]

Not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed.

[Dante was up and early, dressed in his usual attire of pants, boots, and coat. Rebellion, the big sword he usually carries in a holster on his back, was over his shoulder. By the look of the way his chest rose and fell and a still raw little scratch over his exposed lower arm, he had been swinging it

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[iscursednomore]

Well, it appears that you've finally meet the Heartless then.

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[albinoidiot]

They're not as fun to off as I thought. Have you run into them before too?

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[iscursednomore]

I have at various points since my stay here.

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[albinoidiot]

That's right, I forget my new friend here is a veteran.

How's it goin'? Any unpleasant attacks this morning?

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[albinoidiot]

Is that a no to be taken and a sort of for having kids? If it is, I don't have a problem with either.

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[albinoidiot]

Is the lucky guy around, do I have to worry if I invite a nice girl with a big heart to lunch sometime?

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[albinoidiot]

[He needs some love only a jedi can provide.]

Nope. Haven't really left this place.

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[albinoidiot]

Sounds like a plan, where exactly are you?

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[lastesper]

[ So many questions. ]

No one warned you about the Heartless? [ Well somewhere out there there is a moogle slacking! She dismisses the topic of birthdays and christmas because she doesn't know what they are. And uh... she skips the other questions, because what. ]

You were greeted by a naked fairy? I thought there were only moogles to do that.

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[albinoidiot]

I call the moogle's naked fairy's. They told me about the heartless but I never really listen.

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[lastesper]

I can't imagine they appreciated that very much. [ They seemed to get huffy when they were called anything else. ]

So does that mean that the fairies on your world look like teddy bears?

[ Never listening? Tsk! That's dangerous! ]

O-oh. Um. Well you, you should be careful if you come across them. Unless you can fight. . . . . . . . can you?

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[albinoidiot]

We don't have fairy's in my world. [A lie.]

And I'm always careful. You don't have to worry yourself, pretty lady.

[death_is_a_riot]

[A joke you say… laughing you say…

Undertaker slides out from behind Dante almost heartless-like. How did he get here so fast? ]

Hehe, so what is this joke you have that will make me laugh~?

[albinoidiot]

[He turns around. There you go with the creepy 'suddenly here' thing. He grins.]

All right, check it out.

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies.

"Well shit", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

...is that funny?

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[death_is_a_riot]

[Eager anticipation…

And… listening…]

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[death_is_a_riot]

...
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[Finally the Undertaker moves so quick and so fast his action of slapping a red ‘X’ sticker over Dante’s mouth can not be stopped! ]

Not funny~