*breaks free of the cupboard*

*heads over to the pub to open it up for business*

*gets in his regular position behind the bar, whistling cheerfully as he polished glasses*

Why the fuck did I screw my ex-wife?! I don't even like her! Even though she is hot!

*sits on the bar and orders booze*

:S

*has a metal-head nephew, like woah*

*takes him to the pub to celebrate his new found TRUE AND DARK adulthood*

*Really hopes the Star and Tree hasn't imposed a dress-code recently*

*sits at the bar, nursing his drink*

::kicks open the door of the pub and stumbles inside with Caranthire::

I DEMAND BOOZE. RIGHT NOW. The stroger, the better.

*Goes to the pub*

*scowls and decides that his family must be further divine punishment for his mis-deeds.*

There are not enough years left in creation for the amount of therapy I'm going to need. >.<

*shudders*

*returns to work at the pub after some time off*

*drags herself around, feeling exhausted even though she practically slept 24/7 the last couple of days* :S

*enters the pub with his father-in-law to catch-up and commisserate over hi-Akallabêth* :(

Beer. We need beer. Lots of beer.

*enters the pub with Ulbandi in tow*

*orders his usual milk for himself*

*enters the pub, his brother in tow*

This is it. Best Ale in all of Aman.