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Jan 29, 2005 14:13
*storms into the pub*
BARKEEP!!!! A FLAGON OF ALE!!! AND WHERE ARE YOUR WENCHES?
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turin
January 29 2005, 17:19:55 UTC
*breaks out of cupboard* :S
*skirts the perimeter of the pub, wondering if he should call on Morno & Lalaith for backup*
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turin
January 29 2005, 18:50:09 UTC
*waits for recognition*
...
...Nothing? Really? o.o
*feels himself developing an eyetwitch*
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 18:54:24 UTC
*glowers*
This BETTER not be your idea of a joke, human.
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turin
January 29 2005, 18:57:30 UTC
*holds out hands placatingly*
Caranthire, I think you've gone over to The Bad Place... o_0
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 19:03:54 UTC
"Bad Place"?
Cease thy wittering and make sense!
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turin
January 29 2005, 19:06:03 UTC
*twitches* o_0
*facepalm* Me husband. You wife.
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 19:07:44 UTC
...
:O
>:|
YOU!!! IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE MY PENIS YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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turin
January 29 2005, 19:11:31 UTC
O.O
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*shakes you desperately* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE? YOU'RE MY WIFE ERUDAMMIT!
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 19:49:16 UTC
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND YOUR PENIS GONE AND A PAIR OF TITS ON YOUR CHEST AND TWO KIDS?!?!?! >:|
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turin
January 29 2005, 20:01:46 UTC
*beginning to think the Morgoth curse had nothing on this*
You love Miril and Morno. :| :(
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 20:11:31 UTC
I don't KNOW them!
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turin
January 29 2005, 20:16:34 UTC
Miril? Our sweet little peredhel with a Feanorian streak? Morno? You thought he was Ingwe's but he turned out to be half-maia?
*examines your eyes for signs of drugs or any other giveaways* :s
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 20:47:40 UTC
*shakes her head*
Look. The last thing I remember was having a little kingdom of my own, a massive weapons monopoly, and a flat chest. My father was dead and my brothers and I did a WHOLE lot of killing.
Suddenly I'm a married woman.
My brain can NOT take this. >.
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turin
January 29 2005, 20:52:39 UTC
My brain can NOT take this.
*covers face and laughs a little strangely*
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...
Wait, maybe...
*grabs you and kisses you hard*
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caranthire
January 29 2005, 20:53:47 UTC
0_o
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'LL GIVE ME GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns and flees*
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turin
January 29 2005, 21:00:14 UTC
Give you- ?!?
*gets ahead of you*
Come on, Caranthire, cool down...
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*skirts the perimeter of the pub, wondering if he should call on Morno & Lalaith for backup*
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...Nothing? Really? o.o
*feels himself developing an eyetwitch*
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This BETTER not be your idea of a joke, human.
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Caranthire, I think you've gone over to The Bad Place... o_0
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Cease thy wittering and make sense!
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*facepalm* Me husband. You wife.
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:O
>:|
YOU!!! IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE MY PENIS YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*shakes you desperately* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE? YOU'RE MY WIFE ERUDAMMIT!
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You love Miril and Morno. :| :(
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*examines your eyes for signs of drugs or any other giveaways* :s
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Look. The last thing I remember was having a little kingdom of my own, a massive weapons monopoly, and a flat chest. My father was dead and my brothers and I did a WHOLE lot of killing.
Suddenly I'm a married woman.
My brain can NOT take this. >.
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*covers face and laughs a little strangely*
...
...
Wait, maybe...
*grabs you and kisses you hard*
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AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'LL GIVE ME GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns and flees*
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*gets ahead of you*
Come on, Caranthire, cool down...
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