Some life-changing advice:

Eating a small bag of Cheetos® without assistance is okay. Eating a large one without assistance is not.

That said, I missed saying this yesterday:

¡Feliz cumpleaños, mi padre!


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Goodness! I haven't been posting much at all.

Hmm... what to say?

I'm gonna shower, that's what. Then I'll come back to finish this entry.

20 minutes later...Whee, cleanliness is fun ( Read more... )

Today was exciting.I didn't go to school yesterday because of my hips, but now they don't hurt anymore ( Read more... )

I went and saw Mr. Napier today.

HE'S A DADDY!

I, um... I forgot his daughter's name already. Allison, maybe? But she's a cutie, and I'm happy for Mr. Napier. Yaaaay.

I want BAWLS. Paycheck, hurry up and arrive already! I cannot wait 'til Thursday!

Or maybe I can.

Or maybe someone will be kind and get me BAWLS. *puppy dog eyes*

I wrote this in chemistry today. Oddly enough, writing it helped me to focus on the lecture, despite my lack of a brain. I would write a line, jot down some notes, write another line, jot down more notes, and so on ( Read more... )

An update with stuff from today I may have missed ( Read more... )

Well, I was going to work tonight, but there was a power outage at the pool. Fantastic. I guess that means I can have a social life this weekend, though ( Read more... )

I praise the insight of my book for writing 101.

In fact, pornography and obscenity are not exact synonyms.

Oh, really? I was under the impression that they were. Thank you, almighty book, for clearing that up for me.

My first writing 101 assignment was to pick an important topic and make a list of pros and cons for it. The idea is, when you think of one pro or con, that brings up another idea, and another one, and so on and so forth until you have a comprehensive list of arguments for either side of the case ( Read more... )

Today was my first day of college.

What to say about it?

Not what I was expecting. Truth be told, I don't really remember what that was.

In fact, all that's really clear in my mind at the moment is the fact that I have a massive headache. I've had it since I woke up.

I think I'm just gonna go to bed.