Is the banjo a cybertronic extension on our fearless lyricist's body? If so, we must concern ourselves with the ethical implications of fusing musical instruments to human flesh. What will the evangelical right think?
They'll go along with it so long as I deliver the message in a country song. If I grow a soul patch and try to branch out into rock, then they will turn on me like the leaves in fall.
The teeth are actually storage capsules for even more... quality country lyrics. Printed on rolled up little pieces of parchament. In case I am captured and have to perform without other preparation.
The parts are all in fact patented under the name 'quality' so that any time my equipment is mentioned a default value judgment is issued at the same time. ** taps finger to temple **
I have pants like this in any color you can imagine.
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very awesome.
he has the coolest pants ever.
and a look to him that screams...
"i am so the writer of quality country lyrics"
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i'm assuming the 'quality' comes from the cybernetic parts.
i want those pants.
and i always figured your teeth looked like that.
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The parts are all in fact patented under the name 'quality' so that any time my equipment is mentioned a default value judgment is issued at the same time. ** taps finger to temple **
I have pants like this in any color you can imagine.
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