023 ♥ [WINDING WAY ONLY, VOICE]

[stampeded]

[sounding pained]

What... what's going on?

I'm in the starboard storage bay... the last thing I remember, something fell on me. I just crawled out from under a pile of empty coffins! How did a bunch of coffins get on the ship?!

Ow... okay, no more yelling...

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[Voice//filtered to Vash]

[omegalove]

S-sir?! Are you okay? I don't remember coffins being on this ship...

[FILTERED to Lucas, VOICE]

[stampeded]

I'll be okay. I'll just have a headache for a while.

I know for sure they're not supposed to be here, but there's a ton of them!

[Voice//filtered to Vash]

[omegalove]

Do you need some help?

[FILTERED to Lucas, VOICE]

[stampeded]

Help? With what? We can't move these until we land. Did a delivery in Kropmork get mixed up?..

[there's a moment of silence, faint creaking, and then...] ... GYAAAAAAAAH! IT'S A BODY!!!!

[tiny_tinker_toy]

Vash? Are you okay?

[stampeded]

I'm okay, except some fake body made out of wood attacked me!

[tiny_tinker_toy]

That's been happening to everyone! I got shot at, the Captain got shot in the shoulder and he's in the infirmary now...a lot of other people got hurt too!

Tell me we will never ever ever ever ever have a puppet show.

[stampeded]

Whaaaat?!

How did they get in? How many of them are around?!

[Voice, pretending like he's only mildly concerned]

[beastmimicry]

You alright?

[VOICE]

[stampeded]

I'll be fine. I'm not any worse than bruised.

[drinkitlovelife]

Whaaaat?

[stampeded]

That was my reaction.