meme part 2: Curse of the Crossover Crack
Remember this meme?
It seems when I should write something I don't get it done, and when there's no need...well, inspiration strikes.
So, sometimes my aswer is an explanation, sometimes it's a ficlet and sometimes both :P
I...um, had a hard time deciding on characters so in the end I just chose quickly and haphazardly >_>;
1. Roronoa Zoro
2. Dr.Nii
3. Cho Hakkai
4. Eiri Yuki
5. Muraki Kazutaka
6. Rock Lee
7. Kyo Aizawa
8. Sha Gojyo
9. Niko Robin
10. Genjyo Sanzo
11. Kyon
12. Death (the one from Discworld)
13. Shuichi Shindou
14. Haruhi Suzumiya
15. Son Goku
from inksheddings: Muraki Kazutaka is extorting Nico Robin. What does Muraki actually have/know that Robin wants to keep secret and what does he want her to do to buy his silence?
Well, Nico Robin certainly has some dangerous secrets to hide...and some dangerous people trying to find her.
What I wonder about is exactly what would Muraki want from her. Then again, he is a crazy scientist and Robin is...a scientist of a kind herself. With strange powers. Either she would have some information M.K is interested in or otherwise he just wanted to inspect her powers.
The look on Robins face hardly changed, except to a person accustomed for seeing fear on the face of others. He was.
"And why are you interested in this?" The woman asked, very neutral, very calm. Not afraid enough, not yet.
The pale man smiled, leisurely drew a folder from his long coat.
"That, you don't need to know. But there is something else I think will interest you...I heard you are travelling with some new people these days. Nice, are they?"
soliandxpyne: Gojyo finds himself strangely attracted to Nii and this makes Goku act strange
Goku was acting strange. He hadn't ever seemed to mind his and Hakkai's relationship before, so why now?
"Lemme go." Gojyo mumbled, and managed to wrench himself free. Unfortunately a chair apparently jumped into his path because it certainly wasn't there before. Gojyo glared at the offending chair from the floor. Apparently even furniture was against him getting some tonight.
Hakkai was smiling at him from the table near by, so Gojyo smiled back and waved at him, squinting in the darkness of the bar. He wondered if he could say the new haircut made him look kinda strange...older, but then decided it really wasn't worth the risk. Besides, not like he was anyone to comment if people suddenly decided to cut their hair or anything...
"Um, I'm really sorry about this." Goku was mumbling to Hakkai somewhere in the background.
"It's all right." He answered, and Gojyo blinked again. Hakkai must be getting sick, his voice was weird as well. Got to get him into a bed then. Gojyo tried to get up but the gravity was uncooperative.
"Sheez Gojyo, how much did you drink?"
The monkey sounded exasperated.
"I'm not drunk...onlyhad a few."
"...sure."
Okay, so he was a bit dizzy. But it was true!
Nii smiled to himself. Surely he couldn't be held accountable for being mistaken as someone else. Too bad the other one had happened along thought.
eyesofsue: Roronoa Zoro decides Shuichi Shindou needs a wardrobe update, so they go shopping. How will this end
...*dies* X'D
First of all, they get hopelessly lost, and if they actually ever find a clothes shop...hm. Considering I'm convinced Shuichi is tragically colorblind, and Zoro's most favored accessory is also favored by old japanese men...the result would probably not be much worse than usual, eh? :D
Fragment of a phone conversation from the NG production building:
"What? That just now? No nothings wrong, it was just Shuichi-san. He wasn't very happy with the new stylist K-san hired, apparently...yes, it was a bit different from the usual wasn't it, haha."
ginnyvos: Kyo Aizawa and Death live together in a house, so do Muraki Kazutaka and Genjyo Sanzo. If Sanzo threw Muraki out, how
would he react? Would Kyo and Death take him/her in? And why would Sanzo do it?
How are Kyo and Death be doing, living together? And hell, how come they've all
started out living together in the first place?
Kyo wondered sometimes why it was so difficult to remember the face of her roommate, Mr. Door. Most of the time she was distracted by all the cats, thought. Eniwa often asked if it was okay, her living with a guy, and an older guy at that. Really, as if she hadn't done that before. She could afford this place, and no way was she living with her father anymore. Besides, she felt pretty safe with Mr. Door, even if he was a bit peculiar. Most people Kyo knew were too, herself included.
The doorbell rang, and Kyo went to answer it. It was their neighbor, Dr. Muraki.
"Hello." he said, and smiled.
Kyo smiled back, tentatively. Dr. Muraki was a bit...overwhelming. Reminded her a bit of Hamaya, for some reason. Except Dr. Muraki was very pale, his hair and everything, and he was older than Kyo.
"What is it?"
Mr. Door had appeared from his room, a few cats trailing after his tall form.
"I had...a bit of a disagreement with my roommate." Muraki sighed. "I'm afraid..."
"He threw you out?"
"Yes."
"Hm."
Kyo looked between Mr. Door and Muraki. Dr. Muraki's roommate was kinda scary. He always looked like he was having a bad day, and even more so when Muraki was present.
Kyo supposed they didn't get along very well. Even thought Muraki seemed to like Mr. Sanzo well enough...
"I guess you could sleep on the sofa." She supplied.
Mr. Door and Muraki both looked at her.
"If it's okay to you?" She asked from Mr. Door.
He looked...thoughtfull, maybe. With Mr. Door it was hard to tell.
macavitykitsune: Cho Hakkai and Kyo Aizawa go to a party. Death, Eiri Yuki and Son Goku crash it. Who fights with whom, and who ran away with the cocktail, and who ended up wearing the sparkly red dress?
Yuki had been wandering around, trying to find...or maybe just escape from the elusive plot of his latest novel. Anything was better than the empty apartment, too disturbingly devoid of annoying distractions. A flash of pink caught his eye, and he swiveled around to stare at a slight figure, entering a nearby building.
Yuki followed it, found himself in a party he wasn't invited to, but then again he probably wasn't the only one there. A bit easier to be distracted here, and he found a nice corner to lean on too.
The pink haired person(Yuki refused to inspect why he'd followed them) turned out to be a girl, thought at a glance it had been hard to tell.
She seemed to be waiting for someone, was in fact, ridicilously upset they weren't there. Sulking in a corner, nearly tearing up. Jeez.
A brown haired boy, wide grin, munching a breadstick, went to her. Yuki watched absently as they seemed to hit it off, how the girl started to explain something with animated hand gestures. Found something more interesting to look at.
Some time later, after people had started to dance, the boy bumbed into him and apologised cheerfully.
Yuki gave him one of his most contemptous glares, but the boy just blinked at him, looking faintly puzzled, and then smiled even more widely.
Damn brats.
Yuki would have gone to get a cocktail, but he was pretty sure the green eyed man had drunk them all before, without seemingly even getting drunk.
Yuki never noticed the lost looking figure in the sparkly red dress.
"I don't think I got this quite right..." Death mumbled to himself.
tubbsen: Rock Lee and Kyon have a secret relationship. How does Haruhi find out about it, and what is their reaction?
There was a long, awkward silence. Lee's eyes went, if possible, even rounder as he stared at the girl in the doorway. "Well, I guess there are worse ways to bring about the apocalypse" Kyon thought, in a distant, resigned sort of way.
Haruhi stood frozen in the doorway, still brandishing what ever it was she'd barged in to fuss about in her hand. She looked...considering.
Then, very slowly, she pulled out her camera.
attigah_gensui: Yuki Eiri and Kyo Aizawa are mutual enemies (at work, at sch, you decide) but they both fall for Shuichi Shindou. They find out that Shuichi and Rock Lee are already an item. How do they react?
"Seriously, what the hell does he see in that boy. I mean...just look at his eyebrows, for one thing." Yuki mumbled bitterly into his beer.
"Well...I guess they have some things in common. Like, they both get really excited about things." Kyo said, and sniffled a bit. "Besides, he's pretty nice, at least." She added with a meaningful look at Yuki he deigned not to see.
"He's a freak."
"Don't say that...if, if they are happy together we shouldn't interfere with it..."
"Oh, shut up."
s0hmam0miji: Muraki and Gojyo were taking a trip together. Along the way, they run into Cho Hakkai and Nico Robin, who are engaged in a shocking activity...
Where were Muraki and Gojyo going? And what were Hakkai and Robin doing that was so shocking?
"I must say, your eyes are a very interesting color."
"Look man, no offence, but why the hell are you still following me?"
"I heard you sneeze."
"and...?"
"That can be the first hallmark of many diseases, many of them fatal, you know. As a doctor it's my duty to make sure..."
"Oookay, but see, I happen to know someone who'll make sure I don't die of the black death or whatever. So go on, shoo."
"..."
"There you are Gojyo."
"Uh...Hakkai? What are you doing."
"Digging?"
"Is that a skull?"
"Well, yes. Ah, may I introduce my penpal, miss Nico Robin. Miss Robin and I are researching this site."
"Nice to meet you Mr. Sha."
"The pleasure is all mine, for sure."
"Ahem. So, Gojyo, who is this...gentleman with you."
"Him? Some doctor, kept following me."
"Oh, he did?"
"Yes, but I assure you, I was merely concerned about your friend's health."
"Is that so? Well, I can assure you he's very healthy."
"Ah. So, I suppose I'll better be going now..."
"Gee, Hakkai, I don't think you needed to look that scary, you know."
"You think so?"
It seems when I should write something I don't get it done, and when there's no need...well, inspiration strikes.
So, sometimes my aswer is an explanation, sometimes it's a ficlet and sometimes both :P
I...um, had a hard time deciding on characters so in the end I just chose quickly and haphazardly >_>;
1. Roronoa Zoro
2. Dr.Nii
3. Cho Hakkai
4. Eiri Yuki
5. Muraki Kazutaka
6. Rock Lee
7. Kyo Aizawa
8. Sha Gojyo
9. Niko Robin
10. Genjyo Sanzo
11. Kyon
12. Death (the one from Discworld)
13. Shuichi Shindou
14. Haruhi Suzumiya
15. Son Goku
from inksheddings: Muraki Kazutaka is extorting Nico Robin. What does Muraki actually have/know that Robin wants to keep secret and what does he want her to do to buy his silence?
Well, Nico Robin certainly has some dangerous secrets to hide...and some dangerous people trying to find her.
What I wonder about is exactly what would Muraki want from her. Then again, he is a crazy scientist and Robin is...a scientist of a kind herself. With strange powers. Either she would have some information M.K is interested in or otherwise he just wanted to inspect her powers.
The look on Robins face hardly changed, except to a person accustomed for seeing fear on the face of others. He was.
"And why are you interested in this?" The woman asked, very neutral, very calm. Not afraid enough, not yet.
The pale man smiled, leisurely drew a folder from his long coat.
"That, you don't need to know. But there is something else I think will interest you...I heard you are travelling with some new people these days. Nice, are they?"
soliandxpyne: Gojyo finds himself strangely attracted to Nii and this makes Goku act strange
Goku was acting strange. He hadn't ever seemed to mind his and Hakkai's relationship before, so why now?
"Lemme go." Gojyo mumbled, and managed to wrench himself free. Unfortunately a chair apparently jumped into his path because it certainly wasn't there before. Gojyo glared at the offending chair from the floor. Apparently even furniture was against him getting some tonight.
Hakkai was smiling at him from the table near by, so Gojyo smiled back and waved at him, squinting in the darkness of the bar. He wondered if he could say the new haircut made him look kinda strange...older, but then decided it really wasn't worth the risk. Besides, not like he was anyone to comment if people suddenly decided to cut their hair or anything...
"Um, I'm really sorry about this." Goku was mumbling to Hakkai somewhere in the background.
"It's all right." He answered, and Gojyo blinked again. Hakkai must be getting sick, his voice was weird as well. Got to get him into a bed then. Gojyo tried to get up but the gravity was uncooperative.
"Sheez Gojyo, how much did you drink?"
The monkey sounded exasperated.
"I'm not drunk...onlyhad a few."
"...sure."
Okay, so he was a bit dizzy. But it was true!
Nii smiled to himself. Surely he couldn't be held accountable for being mistaken as someone else. Too bad the other one had happened along thought.
eyesofsue: Roronoa Zoro decides Shuichi Shindou needs a wardrobe update, so they go shopping. How will this end
...*dies* X'D
First of all, they get hopelessly lost, and if they actually ever find a clothes shop...hm. Considering I'm convinced Shuichi is tragically colorblind, and Zoro's most favored accessory is also favored by old japanese men...the result would probably not be much worse than usual, eh? :D
Fragment of a phone conversation from the NG production building:
"What? That just now? No nothings wrong, it was just Shuichi-san. He wasn't very happy with the new stylist K-san hired, apparently...yes, it was a bit different from the usual wasn't it, haha."
ginnyvos: Kyo Aizawa and Death live together in a house, so do Muraki Kazutaka and Genjyo Sanzo. If Sanzo threw Muraki out, how
would he react? Would Kyo and Death take him/her in? And why would Sanzo do it?
How are Kyo and Death be doing, living together? And hell, how come they've all
started out living together in the first place?
Kyo wondered sometimes why it was so difficult to remember the face of her roommate, Mr. Door. Most of the time she was distracted by all the cats, thought. Eniwa often asked if it was okay, her living with a guy, and an older guy at that. Really, as if she hadn't done that before. She could afford this place, and no way was she living with her father anymore. Besides, she felt pretty safe with Mr. Door, even if he was a bit peculiar. Most people Kyo knew were too, herself included.
The doorbell rang, and Kyo went to answer it. It was their neighbor, Dr. Muraki.
"Hello." he said, and smiled.
Kyo smiled back, tentatively. Dr. Muraki was a bit...overwhelming. Reminded her a bit of Hamaya, for some reason. Except Dr. Muraki was very pale, his hair and everything, and he was older than Kyo.
"What is it?"
Mr. Door had appeared from his room, a few cats trailing after his tall form.
"I had...a bit of a disagreement with my roommate." Muraki sighed. "I'm afraid..."
"He threw you out?"
"Yes."
"Hm."
Kyo looked between Mr. Door and Muraki. Dr. Muraki's roommate was kinda scary. He always looked like he was having a bad day, and even more so when Muraki was present.
Kyo supposed they didn't get along very well. Even thought Muraki seemed to like Mr. Sanzo well enough...
"I guess you could sleep on the sofa." She supplied.
Mr. Door and Muraki both looked at her.
"If it's okay to you?" She asked from Mr. Door.
He looked...thoughtfull, maybe. With Mr. Door it was hard to tell.
macavitykitsune: Cho Hakkai and Kyo Aizawa go to a party. Death, Eiri Yuki and Son Goku crash it. Who fights with whom, and who ran away with the cocktail, and who ended up wearing the sparkly red dress?
Yuki had been wandering around, trying to find...or maybe just escape from the elusive plot of his latest novel. Anything was better than the empty apartment, too disturbingly devoid of annoying distractions. A flash of pink caught his eye, and he swiveled around to stare at a slight figure, entering a nearby building.
Yuki followed it, found himself in a party he wasn't invited to, but then again he probably wasn't the only one there. A bit easier to be distracted here, and he found a nice corner to lean on too.
The pink haired person(Yuki refused to inspect why he'd followed them) turned out to be a girl, thought at a glance it had been hard to tell.
She seemed to be waiting for someone, was in fact, ridicilously upset they weren't there. Sulking in a corner, nearly tearing up. Jeez.
A brown haired boy, wide grin, munching a breadstick, went to her. Yuki watched absently as they seemed to hit it off, how the girl started to explain something with animated hand gestures. Found something more interesting to look at.
Some time later, after people had started to dance, the boy bumbed into him and apologised cheerfully.
Yuki gave him one of his most contemptous glares, but the boy just blinked at him, looking faintly puzzled, and then smiled even more widely.
Damn brats.
Yuki would have gone to get a cocktail, but he was pretty sure the green eyed man had drunk them all before, without seemingly even getting drunk.
Yuki never noticed the lost looking figure in the sparkly red dress.
"I don't think I got this quite right..." Death mumbled to himself.
tubbsen: Rock Lee and Kyon have a secret relationship. How does Haruhi find out about it, and what is their reaction?
There was a long, awkward silence. Lee's eyes went, if possible, even rounder as he stared at the girl in the doorway. "Well, I guess there are worse ways to bring about the apocalypse" Kyon thought, in a distant, resigned sort of way.
Haruhi stood frozen in the doorway, still brandishing what ever it was she'd barged in to fuss about in her hand. She looked...considering.
Then, very slowly, she pulled out her camera.
attigah_gensui: Yuki Eiri and Kyo Aizawa are mutual enemies (at work, at sch, you decide) but they both fall for Shuichi Shindou. They find out that Shuichi and Rock Lee are already an item. How do they react?
"Seriously, what the hell does he see in that boy. I mean...just look at his eyebrows, for one thing." Yuki mumbled bitterly into his beer.
"Well...I guess they have some things in common. Like, they both get really excited about things." Kyo said, and sniffled a bit. "Besides, he's pretty nice, at least." She added with a meaningful look at Yuki he deigned not to see.
"He's a freak."
"Don't say that...if, if they are happy together we shouldn't interfere with it..."
"Oh, shut up."
s0hmam0miji: Muraki and Gojyo were taking a trip together. Along the way, they run into Cho Hakkai and Nico Robin, who are engaged in a shocking activity...
Where were Muraki and Gojyo going? And what were Hakkai and Robin doing that was so shocking?
"I must say, your eyes are a very interesting color."
"Look man, no offence, but why the hell are you still following me?"
"I heard you sneeze."
"and...?"
"That can be the first hallmark of many diseases, many of them fatal, you know. As a doctor it's my duty to make sure..."
"Oookay, but see, I happen to know someone who'll make sure I don't die of the black death or whatever. So go on, shoo."
"..."
"There you are Gojyo."
"Uh...Hakkai? What are you doing."
"Digging?"
"Is that a skull?"
"Well, yes. Ah, may I introduce my penpal, miss Nico Robin. Miss Robin and I are researching this site."
"Nice to meet you Mr. Sha."
"The pleasure is all mine, for sure."
"Ahem. So, Gojyo, who is this...gentleman with you."
"Him? Some doctor, kept following me."
"Oh, he did?"
"Yes, but I assure you, I was merely concerned about your friend's health."
"Is that so? Well, I can assure you he's very healthy."
"Ah. So, I suppose I'll better be going now..."
"Gee, Hakkai, I don't think you needed to look that scary, you know."
"You think so?"