The Kapoor Legacy, Gen 1.1
So, welcome to my new legacy for FC3! You all know by now that this epic, legendary, and
completely awesome founder was made by katu ! So, thank you to her for that! This
is going to be just a plain old legacy, where I can kinda relax, cheat, and let the rules slide
here and there. It is a nice break from following the rules to a T with the Driftwoods!
Anyhoozlebees, I hope you enjoy!
Meet Kelly Kapoor!
Aspiration: Wealth/Family
Astro. Sign: Scorpio
LTW: Reach Top of Oceanography Career
Hobby: Arts & Crafts
She's not really emo like she came off in her first photo, she was just looking for a dramatic
entrance to catch everyone's attention!
Me: "Kelly, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
Kelly: "Well, I love pink, the color, Pink, the person...basically anything that is awesome!"
Me: "Thank you for that candid, detailed autobiography..."
Kelly: "Oh my GOD, I just love Maccaroni and Cheese! I could seriously eat it everyday! When
Brad Pitt broke up with Jennifer Aniston I completely thought my life was over. But Mac and Cheese
brought me out of my dark place."
I'm going to be completely honest with you. I hate actually starting a legacy. I'm all about BABIES!
Cliche? Possibly. Do I care that it's cliche? Nope. SO to get the ball rolling, I sent her to the super
market. Isn't that where everyone goes to find the love of a lifetime?
*breaks into the song "Love of a Lifetime" by Firehouse*
THERE I GO AGAIN WITH THE 80'S HITS! YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP COMING BACK
OK, CREEPIOCITY! Clones at the supermarket? This is the makings of a Stephen King novel.
Me: "The pickins are pretty slim here..."
Kelly: "I know! It looks like everyone from the cast of "Roseanne" showed up! I was hoping more
for the "Party of Five" cast. Matthew Fox is divine!"
Kelly:"OH MY GODDDD! Will Smith was SO hot in "I, Robot"! Him in that movie has brought me
to climax more than any other man...except Hugh Jackman."
INAPPROPRIATE SUPERMARKET ATTIRE IS INAPPROPRIATE!
Townie: "Don't judge me. I'm making a beer and condom run."
Hellooooooo black haired, pink eyed beauty!
Kelly: "I've always wondered this about red-heads...do the carpets match the drapes?"
Townie: "I'm hairless down there. I had laser treatment. It adds to my child-like qualities!"
Kelly: "Oh...super...See you around then..."
Kelly: "Wow, your hands are so strong and sexy! I bet you are really manly, aren't you?"
Andrei: "Yes, I've been told by my mother AND grandmother that I am, in fact, very manly."
THE INAPPROPRIATENESS IN THE SUPERMARKET CONTINUES!
What is wrong with this town?
It seems as if maybe Andrei is a local legend? All of the female cashiers in the market came
rushing over. Perhaps they are hoping for a glance inside Andrei's pants?
They are SO the Pink Ladies of this town! The one in plain clothes is definitely Rizzo, the redhead
is Frenchy, the cashier with black hair is Jan, and the blond is Marty Maraschino, and of course
Kelly is Sandy!
This was seriously the best moment ever. I think this will be the official pick-up spot for every
generation!
I wasn't sure if the girls were going to happy slap Kelly or congratulate and envy her.
Kelly: "I really love how you objectified me! IT WAS HOTT!"
Andrei: "Did you like that? It was something picked up during my days as a fluffer at Falcon Studios."
Kelly: "You worked in porn? PORN IS SO HOTT! So, in a way, I slept with a porn star?"
Andrei: "Well I was an extra in "Gangbangs of New York" and "American Booty"..."
Apparently being an extra in cheap pornos isn't a terrible way to make a living.
He looks even better after his makeover, doesn't he?
Kelly: "Oh my GOD, Andrei! That is so juvenile, you dumb...head."
Yeah, they both have the same job, same LTW's. Andrei was already halfway up the ranks, so
there was NO way I was gonna give up that money! I am determined to get this family into
the newest Miller house (fantasyrogue ) by generation 5!
Andrei: "Darling, don't take this the wrong way, but I noticed you can be rather...juvenile. Do you
read anything besides gossip blogs and teen smut?"
Kelly: "I actually don't read. I do own several books on tape, though!"
Kelly: "I also have trouble reading road signs. A minor mishap inovlving a small group of senior
citizens crossing the street caused the state to revoke my driver's license."
Kelly: "With all that boring miscellaneous information out of the way...will you marry me?"
Andrei: "OMH NO WAY! I MEAN, YES!!!"
WEDDING SONG: "All Night Long" by Lionel Richie
Kelly wears a ravishing dress that would surely get compliments from Joan Rivers, and Aundrei
has the audacity to show up in a Hefner-esque get-up!
Kelly: "I just love the feeling when our lips touch! It totally reminds me of that vintage Jessica
Simpson song, "Sweetest Sin"!"
Kelly: "Oh my GOD! I saw the FIERCEST dress at the store the other day! You just have to buy
it for me or I will just die!"
Kelly: "Oh my GOD! I love you, and I always will or I'll just die!"
Kelly: "Oh my GOD! My boobs are so huge right now! I look so hott, but I'm seriously about to die!"
This is POP #2, FYI.
I would say "Sweetest Sin" pretty much sums up these two...
Kelly: "Oh my GOD! PENISSSSSS! Is that what they really look like?"
Kelly: "Oh my GOD! I am so stupid and worthless! If I were you I'd ignore me and maybe I'll go
away!"
BABY NUMBER ONE!!!
It is a girl, and her name is Roxette!
I have a hard time coming up with names off of the top of my head. I've literally sat there looking at
the screen for 10 minutes trying to think of an acceptable name. So, each generation will be a pre-
determined theme. This generation will be...wait for it...MUSIC OF THE 80'S! Artists, groups, songs,
whatever!
I think Kelly sees parenting as a "flavor of the week" kinda thing. One week she's into fried chicken,
the next week it's country line dancing, then it's parenting.
Kelly (talking to Andrei at work): "Oh my GOD, Andrei! I think this house is haunted! I'm too scared
to even go upstairs to pee because I keep hearing these faint little wimpers from up there! I'm
seriously about to die here!"
Andrei: "THAT'S OOUR DAUGHTER YOU IMBECILE!"
Kelly: "Right. Okay. Have a good day then."
So, thats it for the evening! I know I said I was gonna wait til after my test to post this, but
it turns out this is a nice escape from studying for a little while! I hope you liked it so far!