so my uncle dennis is dead. 

Italian Soccer Fan Killed, Hundreds Riot


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So I clicked on this random ad selling hoodies & other winter stuff & the way they advertise the photos for unisex items are as followed:

Female Models: Hoodies with Zippers are unzipped & they wear no bras or shirts underneath plus they don't wear any pants....just their panties.
Male Models: Hoodies with Zippers are zipped up all the way & they do ( Read more... )

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=178704

Every now & then Wal-Mart Radio will actually play something good. Last night/this morning it played a song that I liked which I haven't heard in a very very very long time!

Alanis Morisette - Head Over Feet
http://youtube.com/watch?v=my3yP-w3rtw

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor

I plunge head first into everything I do

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I ( Read more... )

COLUMBIA, S.C. -

Stephen Colbert's fanciful White House bid took a real step Thursday. It's up to South Carolina Democrats to decide whether to take him seriously.

Colbert, who poses as a conservative talk-show host on the Comedy Central cable network, filed to get on the ballot as a Democratic candidate in his native South Carolina. His campaign ( Read more... )

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By DON THOMPSON, AP

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -

Hundreds of California sex offenders who face tough new restrictions on where they can live are declaring themselves homeless _ truthfully or not _ and that's making it difficult for the state to track them.

Jessica's Law, approved by 70 percent of California voters a year ago, bars registered sex ( Read more... )

So I'm in my room right now & I'm freezing because the heater in my room isn't working again.

Plus there's a song from Cold called "With My Mind" that I'd love to put on my iPod. The problem is it's not on any of their CD's because they made the song for a game called Psi-Ops & as far as I can tell there is no soundtrack to that game. So I can't ( Read more... )