Now that unemployment has topped 10 percent, some liberal-leaning economists see confirmation of their warnings that the $787 billion stimulus package President Obama signed into law last February was way too small. -- NYT
Wait a second. "...way too small"? When did the NYT start using that kind of language ( Read more... )

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Conan the Barbarian and Hello Kitty.
The story should use a massively multiplayer online RPG as a plot device!

Not actually generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator, I just stole their format.

Family reported to authorities, sexual abuse investigation opened on word of a professional psychic.

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Via smarry.

Via urbaniak:

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Abstract: Let H denote the set of objects which satisfy the property of hotness. We prove that Mims &isin H.

Let fH(x) be the predicate function defined by its domain H where H is the set of all hot things.

Theorem 1: fH(Mims) = true ( Read more... )