Why I Am A Bad Saint

[st_rev]

Just to be clear about this, I am a saint. I performed three certified miracles, once upon a time, and thus was promoted from T. Rev to St. Rev, long ago. It's tested, it's proven, it's official.

I am, however, just about the lowest-grade saint ever. Here's the story of one of my miracles.

That Time I Healed a CarSo friend X had to get from

Comments

[mizkit]

That is an AWESOME story.

perhaps

[littlebbob]

Perhaps you are the patron saint of people who mistakenly think that things can't get a lot worse.

Re: perhaps

[st_rev]

That seems unlikely.

Re: perhaps

[richardthinks]

those guys do need a patron saint.

[richardthinks]

I'm sold. What are the other 2 miracles?

Once I saved the day with my obscure knowledge but I can't remember how.

[st_rev]

This actually was a post-canonization miracle. The miracles leading to canonization were:

-- Channeling the Rant: Ranting is the SubGenius version of preaching. Someone in a restaurant asked me to deliver a rant on the subject of automatic teller machines. I concentrated, and a person sitting to my left started ranting about them, unprompted.

-- Organizing the Devival: Devivals are the SubGenius equivalent of revival meetings. Not much to say here except that getting SubGeniuses to actually accomplish anything organized is at least slightly miraculous.

-- Using the 700 Club as an Alternative to Pornography