I want to pour ranch dressing all over your hot body.

So in a startling moment of revelation, I think I've figured out what my problem is ( Read more... )

Before this moment
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Did I ever really see the world?

Would you kindly?

2008

Worst.
Year.
Ever.

One day I'll tell you about my romantic dream.

I never got my Quantum of Solace.

I hate you, I hate you so much.

Why is it that whenever there is the possibility of something good happening, something else has to come around and fuck it all up?

When this is all said and done I feel as though I will be a very different person.

You make me so confused sometimes.