So..... since new new boy disappeared out of my romantic life but not out of my face (he lives with me now) I have noticed that I am single. O...M...G
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How to be singlenellybeeatchSeptember 29 2011, 11:37:24 UTC
See, what you need to do is fall into a bleak pit of bitter, cynical despair.
Works for me. Or rather, it keeps me single. Then, with all the free time you've got that you could've been enjoying yourself in, you'll have time for all the introspection & personal growth you could possibly need!
YAY.
Oh, & come to see some punk gigs. I feel like getting my moshing boots on.
Re: How to be singlessica3003October 3 2011, 22:32:42 UTC
Well better that than the digital equivalent of simian loin thrusting on the likes of okstupid. What's that I smell? Desperation? How very tasteful and attractive.
It seems being single has helped me regain command of the English language, or perhaps it's just the dictionary I bought with employee of the month book tokens.
Re: How to be singlenellybeeatchOctober 4 2011, 12:07:44 UTC
It's the dictionary, darling.
I myself have never encountered said simian loin-thrusting on OKStupid, but maybe I'm just contacting the wrong people. Or maybe I just don't have the tits for it. However, there is a crazy punky-poet girl from Missouri who wants me to move to New York with her. I shit you not.
Desperation smells like your groin at the height of summer when you haven't washed or bathed in a week. Hope is thinner, more sour, a bit like the smell of a terminal sick-room.
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Works for me. Or rather, it keeps me single. Then, with all the free time you've got that you could've been enjoying yourself in, you'll have time for all the introspection & personal growth you could possibly need!
YAY.
Oh, & come to see some punk gigs. I feel like getting my moshing boots on.
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It seems being single has helped me regain command of the English language, or perhaps it's just the dictionary I bought with employee of the month book tokens.
Punk gigs: I'll get the sewing kit out.
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I myself have never encountered said simian loin-thrusting on OKStupid, but maybe I'm just contacting the wrong people. Or maybe I just don't have the tits for it. However, there is a crazy punky-poet girl from Missouri who wants me to move to New York with her. I shit you not.
Desperation smells like your groin at the height of summer when you haven't washed or bathed in a week. Hope is thinner, more sour, a bit like the smell of a terminal sick-room.
I know which one I prefer.
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