juicy burgers, saucy dames, and wall-to-wall cheese

[srs_bidness]

This is where you vote for me if you know what's good for you.

Also, I will shortly be pimping my brand new community, LJ Haiku Idol, in various places... might as well get started here. No, it's not a joke. The syllabically constrained excitement begins in just a few weeks. Think you're, uh, writer enough to write on given topics in all haiku,

Comments

[theafaye]

I'm really glad to hear that you're going to keep us posted with a conclusion at whatever point you go out (which probably won't be for a while). I was pretty shocked at your rap challengee leaving too - just goes to show how quickly things can change.

[srs_bidness]

No kidding. And now I have to find another rap-battle opponent.

[theafaye]

I have a few people that I'd love to see you challenge but I'm reckoning the Rev has his plans. I'm torn between wanting you to go up against someone that's written really angsty type poetry in past entries and someone known for their sense of humour (or not, as the case may be).

[srs_bidness]

I am happy to take private suggestions.

[greg_kennedy]

I found the conclusion (especially the last line) highly filling. *VOTE*

[srs_bidness]

Thanks for the vote, man, and really sorry about the atherosclerosis.

[greg_kennedy]

That's why God invented balloon angioplasty.

[boxsofrain]

I can be yo baby mamma

[srs_bidness]

Wow. Three baby-carrying offers in one day. I'm a real lucky guy.

If only you were all real women, as opposed to cleverly constructed prose-generating bots created by the Man in order to permanently distract me with Livejournal, thus preventing me from fulfilling my involved role in the Prophecy.

[boxsofrain]

Looking out on the morning rain,
I used to feel so uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
oh, it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you
life was so unkind
But your love was the key to my peace of mind
Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
like a natural woman

[srs_bidness]

Come now, fair prose-bot would-be-"temptress." Quoting Aretha to falsely "prove" your humanity-slash-womanhood? Next thing, I suppose you'll be posting Martha Stewart $20-mac-and-cheese recipes and links to some of your favorite knitting blogs. Feh! Not even Google would be fooled by your obvious attempts to disguise your botness!

Now if you'll excuse me, I will need to stop thinking about the deliciousness of your imaginary womanly parts (evil binary temptress!) and go back to making my backup tin foil hats.

[elderwoodpixie]

You know, I'm never sure about you. Half the time, I'm about to stop reading when something makes me laugh and I keep going. I've read every thing you've entered in LJ Idol so far and voted for you each time, too.

But you're sitting on the edge, dude. I think you like it there.

[srs_bidness]

Thanks for the votes and endurance. And sorry about the long spaces between jokes. I've actually been trying to make the entries shorter but paradoxically they're going the other way. At this rate I think I may end up completing NaNoWriMo by accident with my Week 10 entry alone.

As for edges, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. But seriously, go find a decent pulled pork sandwich. I don't even like pork.

[monkeysugarmama]

Syrius, I already have enough babies in my life, but if you ever want to drop by, I'll find a sitter and make you the juiciest combo meal between two buns!

(Fabulous entry, but what's this "topic" thing Lindsey kept referring to??)

[srs_bidness]

Thank you, dearest sugarmama. That does sound innuendelicious.

And actually, two literal rants and a meta-rant... uh... don't make a right, I guess.

[monkeysugarmama]

But they definitely make me crave my most favorite bun and patty treat ever...a bacon burger dog from Buffingtons in Milledgeville, GA! My mouth is watering already.