Seventy Questions for Buffy Summers

[sroni]

So, I was reading nemo_gravis’ recent entries, and one of them was a link to a version of Seventy Questions for Buffy Summers. This was my first contact with it, and I loved the idea, and decided to do one of my own since it would take all of … fifteen minutes? Depending on typing speed. So, here it is.

So, okay, can I just say this is a really stupid thing? I don’t need to take a psych test to tell me that I have issues, but, whatever. Giles says I have to, so I guess I have to.

1. Do you snore?
   Well, nobody has complained, so I’m just going to go with no.


2. Are you a lover or fighter?
   What with the whole slaying gig, and my recent history, I’m thinking fighter.


3. What is your worst fear?
   Having to take this stupid test. Seriously? One of my friends, or Dawn, dying, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.


4. As a kid, were you a Lego maniac?
   Please, I was Barbie all the way.


5. What do you think of ‘Reality TV’?
   I don’t really watch TV, and I definitely don’t watch reality shows. What’s the point? It’s not real.


6. Do you chew your straw?
   Only in times of stress.


7. Were you a cute baby?
   You don’t even know how cute. (What’s the point of this question? Besides, like I’d even say that I wasn’t.)


8. Is the single life for you?
   Again I say, look at recent history, and believe me when I say, YES. At least for now.


9. What color is your keyboard?
   I’m borrowing Willow’s laptop. It’s black. Other than that … I don’t own a computer.


10. Do you sing in the shower?
    Not really. I don’t sing, not even for myself.


11. Have you ever bungee jumped?
    Without the bungee cord. I have enough adrenaline rushes in normal life. Or at least, what I consider my normal life. I don’t really have to do anything to add to it.


12. Any secret talents?
    Nope, you know about all of them already. Except … I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. Does that count?


13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
    I don’t go on vacation. I suppose Disneyland, since I’ve never been there. With my luck, I’ll find out that Mickey is a demon.


14. Is Jay Leno funny?
    He comes on when I go patrolling, so I don’t really know. I guess so.


15. Can you swim?
    Hello, I’m a California girl. Of course I can swim.


16. Have you seen the movie “Donnie Darko”?
    I have no clue what it’s even about.


17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
    Of course, that’s why I use hair gel instead of spray.


18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
    I don’t know. I never had the patience to get through it. (What kind of question is this? Seriously, some people need to re-write these things.)


19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
    Absolutely. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. All in one breath, and within four seconds. Sometimes, I get bored patrolling, and … yeah.


20. Have you ever been in an airplane?
    Ummm … no. I’m kind embarrassed to admit this, but I don’t like airplanes. I mean, I can survive a lot of things, but I really don’t want to test and see if plane crash is one of them.


21. Are you an only child?
    That’s a gray area, and I’m not going into details. We’ll just say sorta.


22. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
    Manual. I like to grind them by hand. And they make nifty stakes.


23. What’s your take on hunting?
    Of the demon-variety, I’m all for it. For Bambi and Thumper, I’m thinking not.


24. Is marriage in your future?
    Depends. On if it’s Orlando Bloom or not.


25. Do you like your handwriting?
    Not completely, which factors into why I’m typing this dumb thing.


26. What are you allergic to?
    Stupid tests.


27. When was the last time you said, “I love you”?
    Sometime that you don’t need to know about.


28. Is Elvis still alive?
    After what I’ve seen, I’d believe it.


29. Do you cry at weddings?
    Haven’t been to one since I disrupted it to kill a demon. Who was the groom.


30. How do you like your eggs?
    I don’t. I don’t eat breakfast.


31. Are blondes dumb?
    That is a purely prejudiced question, and it depends on if it’s a natural blonde or not.


32. Where does the other sock end up?
    The same place as the other earring.


33. What time is it?
    5:45 pm. (Why ask this question?)


34. Do you have a nickname?
    None that I particularly like.


35. Is McDonalds disgusting?
    Yeah, but DoubleMeat Palace is worse.


36. When was the last time you were in a car, and who were you with?
    Ummm, Xander and I took Dawn to school today. With all the other new Slayers. We’re chaperones.


37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
    Baths. With salt, and scents. And bubbles. Lots of bubbles.


38. Is Santa Claus real?
    Anya claimed he is, and if anyone knows, it’s her.


39. Do you like to have your neck kissed?
    Why do you want to know? It’s my personal business.


40. Are you afraid of the dark?
    Can’t afford to be with my job.


41. What are you addicted to?
    Breathing.


42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
    Crunchy. That reminds me. We need groceries.


43. Can you crack your neck?
    I hope so, since I do.


44. Have you ever ridden in an abulance?
    I only remember once, and that was when Mom that was when it was too late. I hope to never do it again.


45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
    Twice? I don’t know.


46. Is drug free the way to be?
    Oh, yeah. You don’t want me hopped up on something.


47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
    Not on your life.


48. What color are your eyes?
    When I’m mad, they’re really green. Normally, they’re hazel, leaning heavily to green.


49. Do you think May-December romances are okay?
    Oh, wow, really subtle, guys.
    Honestly, I’d say that mostly depends on whether both parties are still, you know, living.


50. Do you like your life?
    Actually, yeah. I never thought I’d say that, but slaying gave me something to do with my life.


51. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Three holes in each ear, and a belly-button ring. Plus I had a tattoo removed. The less about that, the better.


52. Are you psychic?
    No, unless you count the dreams.


53. Have you read “Catcher in the Rye”?
    If I have, I don’t remember it.


54. Do you play any instruments?
    Nope, and I don’t want to.


55. Have you ever stolen money?
    I used to pick-pocket the vamps, but that was only right after but that was only when the money thing was really bad.


56. Can you snowboard?
    Probably, I haven’t tried it.


57. Do you like camping?
    Bugs, tent, sleeping bags? Ick.


58. Do you snort when you laugh?
    Absolutely not.


59. Do you believe in magic?
    What, is this some kind of bonus question? Yes, I believe in magic. “I do believe in fairies, I do!” PTHHHHH.


60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
    I woulnd’t know, I’ve never had one. Had no desire, either.


61. Do you believe in divorce?
    Um, my parents are, and that kinda solved a whole lotta problems, so … yeah.


62. Can you do the moonwalk?
    Please, do I look like Michael Jackson? (Yeah, I can.)


63. Do you make many mistakes?
    Too many to count.


64. Is it cold outside today?
    Oh, yeah. All of 72 degrees. BRRR.


65. What was the last thing you ate?
    A yogurt ten minutes ago.


66. Do you wear nail polish?
    Only the sparkle kind. It tends to chip.


67. Have you ever been kissed?
    Oh, yeah. Don’t you have records on all this stuff?


68. What is the most annoying TV commercial?
    “Put the lime in the coconut, drink ’em both togedder.”


69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
    NO.


70. Favorite band at the moment?
    Don’t have one. Dingoes Ate My Baby? Are they still together?

So, this was an incredible waste of time. I’m so glad I did this. Can you read sarcasm?

Okay, now to really end this entry. Gotta go, my ride’s here. Enjoy, tell me if I got Buffy or not.