70 Questions
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I would never do something that disgusting. And those Breathe-Rite Strips? Ick factor 9. They don’t go with anything.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER?
Both. I’m a great fighter, and an even better lover.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
Getting wrinkly. Now that will never happen. Thank you, graduation.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Ick, no. I was a Barbie girl, all the way.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
Oh, my gosh! It’s the best!
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW?
Ick. Social suicide.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Of course. Duh. Do you even have to ask?
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I love playing the field. I wish I had a boyfriend.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Pink. Wolfram & Hart paid for it. Or would it really be Angel? Oh, well. All I know is that I have a pink keyboard.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Of course. I’m a great singer. Ask that green guy, Lorne.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
And do that to my hair? I don’t think so.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I don’t keep secrets.
13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Paris. Duh. Shopping.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Who?
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
I’m a California girl. Every self respecting California girl knows how to swim.
16. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
Legally Blonde. It could be my life. If, you know, I was still alive.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course I do. That’s why I use environmentally friendly hair spray.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I don’t care. All I know about Tootsie Pops is they’re really useful for getting a guy to look away from his girlfriend and at you.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Would it help me get a job? If, you know, I ever left W&H?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE?
Of course. Duh.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
My parents didn’t need any after me.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I don’t really like pencils, or anything that makes wood objects pointy.
23. WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING?
Hurting little bunnies? Eew!
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I told you. I love playing the field. Can vampires get married?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I use little hearts.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Garlic.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
To my last boyfriend. I wish Buffy had staked him. He was a pain in the neck. He tried to stake me.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
That would be so cool! Maybe I could get an autograph!
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I don’t cry. Except at movies.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I don’t really eat anything.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Hey! I take … I forgot the word. But whatever it is, I take it for that question.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
This is the season for sandals.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:42. I love the nightlife.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Harm … Lorne called me something ethnic when we first met. I think it had to do something with my singing, so whatever it was had to be good.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
Ick factor 9.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
Black jaguar with black leather interior. Yummy. I was at the car dealership.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Bubble baths!
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Do I look fourteen?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I have a thing for necks.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No. Duh.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Blood. What I wouldn’t give for human blood right now, but bossy says no-o-o. What’s a girl to do? Survive on pig’s blood forever? Oh, god, I hope not.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I already told you. I don’t eat. Gah! Don’t you people listen?
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Eew, no.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE?
Yes. I grew up in Sunnydale. It was, like, a monthly occurrence. Then Buffy would show up. She was such a weirdo in high school.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once. I just woke up.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yup. Just ask Angel. He’s tripped on a few drugs. Spike told me about when he was at Woodstock and spent an hour watching his hand because he snacked on one of the drug heads.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I sleep like a rock. A really cute rock.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue-greeney.
49. CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR PAST?
I’d have been vamped at 21 instead of 18.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
You mean my un-life? Yup. Loving it.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Yup. I got this one tattoo … never mind.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Well, my ear itches right before I have sex.
53. HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
Huh?
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope. I’m not a band geek. Ask Willow. I think she played flute.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Please. I’m not a skeeze.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I probably could. I just have no desire to try.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Eew. Mosquitos, dirt, peeing in the woods?
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Eew!
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Are you serious?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
Dog fur on my clothes, Prada shoes being chewed? I don’t think so.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Divorce can be good. It worked for my parents.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Ick, no. Do I look like Michael Jordan?
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
I never make mistakes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
I’m in LA. ’Nuff said.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Blood. Duh.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Different shades of pink, with sparkles. I like sparkles.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Duh.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
That one about that thing, and it plays that music. It’s annoying as all get-out.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Where else would I shop?
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I love Yellowcard.
I would never do something that disgusting. And those Breathe-Rite Strips? Ick factor 9. They don’t go with anything.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR FIGHTER?
Both. I’m a great fighter, and an even better lover.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
Getting wrinkly. Now that will never happen. Thank you, graduation.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Ick, no. I was a Barbie girl, all the way.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
Oh, my gosh! It’s the best!
6. DO YOU CHEW YOUR STRAW?
Ick. Social suicide.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Of course. Duh. Do you even have to ask?
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I love playing the field. I wish I had a boyfriend.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Pink. Wolfram & Hart paid for it. Or would it really be Angel? Oh, well. All I know is that I have a pink keyboard.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Of course. I’m a great singer. Ask that green guy, Lorne.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
And do that to my hair? I don’t think so.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I don’t keep secrets.
13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Paris. Duh. Shopping.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Who?
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
I’m a California girl. Every self respecting California girl knows how to swim.
16. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
Legally Blonde. It could be my life. If, you know, I was still alive.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course I do. That’s why I use environmentally friendly hair spray.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I don’t care. All I know about Tootsie Pops is they’re really useful for getting a guy to look away from his girlfriend and at you.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Would it help me get a job? If, you know, I ever left W&H?
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN AIRPLANE?
Of course. Duh.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
My parents didn’t need any after me.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I don’t really like pencils, or anything that makes wood objects pointy.
23. WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON HUNTING?
Hurting little bunnies? Eew!
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I told you. I love playing the field. Can vampires get married?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I use little hearts.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Garlic.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
To my last boyfriend. I wish Buffy had staked him. He was a pain in the neck. He tried to stake me.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
That would be so cool! Maybe I could get an autograph!
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I don’t cry. Except at movies.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I don’t really eat anything.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Hey! I take … I forgot the word. But whatever it is, I take it for that question.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
This is the season for sandals.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
2:42. I love the nightlife.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Harm … Lorne called me something ethnic when we first met. I think it had to do something with my singing, so whatever it was had to be good.
35. IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
Ick factor 9.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
Black jaguar with black leather interior. Yummy. I was at the car dealership.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Bubble baths!
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Do I look fourteen?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I have a thing for necks.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No. Duh.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Blood. What I wouldn’t give for human blood right now, but bossy says no-o-o. What’s a girl to do? Survive on pig’s blood forever? Oh, god, I hope not.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I already told you. I don’t eat. Gah! Don’t you people listen?
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Eew, no.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN ABULANCE?
Yes. I grew up in Sunnydale. It was, like, a monthly occurrence. Then Buffy would show up. She was such a weirdo in high school.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once. I just woke up.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Yup. Just ask Angel. He’s tripped on a few drugs. Spike told me about when he was at Woodstock and spent an hour watching his hand because he snacked on one of the drug heads.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I sleep like a rock. A really cute rock.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue-greeney.
49. CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR PAST?
I’d have been vamped at 21 instead of 18.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
You mean my un-life? Yup. Loving it.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Yup. I got this one tattoo … never mind.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Well, my ear itches right before I have sex.
53. HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
Huh?
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Nope. I’m not a band geek. Ask Willow. I think she played flute.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Please. I’m not a skeeze.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I probably could. I just have no desire to try.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Eew. Mosquitos, dirt, peeing in the woods?
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Eew!
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Are you serious?
60. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
Dog fur on my clothes, Prada shoes being chewed? I don’t think so.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Divorce can be good. It worked for my parents.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Ick, no. Do I look like Michael Jordan?
63. DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
I never make mistakes.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
I’m in LA. ’Nuff said.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Blood. Duh.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Different shades of pink, with sparkles. I like sparkles.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Duh.
68. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
That one about that thing, and it plays that music. It’s annoying as all get-out.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Where else would I shop?
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I love Yellowcard.