Cavemen.

[squishytia]

Caveman talk is a big turn-on for me. Why? I don't know.

"Me Oogtar; you Tia." "Me kill you Utahraptor" "Tia hair smell good." "You bodacious cave babe."

I'll be a fun wife some day. My apologies, future husband!

Comments

[zillabean]

I'm dying.

If I were a man I'd SO marry you. And kill a HUGE Utahraptor JUST for you.

[squishytia]

You WOULD? I knew that you would. I ALWAYS knew. Utahraptor feasts around the fire would make for some romantic evenings. Puuuurrrr...;) And just for old times sake you could beam me with your heavy club!

[zillabean]

The heavy club only comes out during anniversaries! That's how I got you to notice me, afterall... :D It's SPECIAL.