get down on saturday night

[squishtoy]

Fiddled slightly with my colors, and now my whole journal looks vaguely like a sick eggplant. I remember a conversation I had once with a group of friends. One of them dated a guy with a penis "shaped like an aubergine". This is why I never say "aubergine" and say "eggplant" instead.

Not that it sounds better.

Nights like these when I'm alone being

Comments

[bentley]

I think eggplant sounds cuter. A plant which grows little eggs, ready to hatch into tiny cute yellow chicks at like. Easter, or something. Still, I think you're journal's looking a little more classy than that.

[squishtoy]

And littler! :>
...you know, that would actually be really really awesome.

:D see, it is aubergine after all!

[andcloserstill]

...i had to reread that whole thing as my mind clouded over after "shaped like an aubergine." Pretty sure I can never say aubergine again :D.
Anyway, ur jrnl iz totes secsi bb lol. Yup.

[squishtoy]

The smaller kinds, not the long ones. :( My poor friend. Ahahaha I knew someone would go blank after that word.

Aw thanks bb. *air kisses*

[hillstuck]

Soyeah. Went to the supermarket today. I didn't remember eggplant being that deformed. Just... wow. :|

[bleakwinters]

Classy, don't worry, you'll get used to it!

[grimlock88]

*massivehugs*

[squishtoy]

YAY!