Comments | squid_pants: Babbling, as is my wont.

squid_pants

Babbling, as is my wont.

Jul 12, 2006 15:16

I was thinking about this more, and, it'll never be used for anything other than pranks. Hide it in someones bed and dutch oven them remotely, hide it in a kids desk at school, panents playing back the smell of the diaper contained bowel movements of their kids for their first date to go with the baby pictures, used to make someones bags smell ( Read more... )

insect.intelligence

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mambolica July 12 2006, 22:29:51 UTC

And what, the wasp was normal?!

olletho July 12 2006, 22:53:22 UTC

I think Squiddy and the Wasp are brothers in oddity.

That being said I think 'Squiddy And The Wasp' is an awesome album title.

squid_pants July 13 2006, 00:37:58 UTC

Male wasps die right after mating, this was a female. Only female wasps can sting because the stinger is a modified ovipositor.
Still, yeah, damn good album title!

squid_pants July 13 2006, 00:36:36 UTC

The wasp! The wasp is the weird one! I'm normal and you can't notice me in a crowd!
Wasp!
Weird!
KHAN!

dem July 13 2006, 02:47:23 UTC

WEIRD

squid_pants July 13 2006, 03:04:41 UTC

Fine, I'm weird, the wasp was marely proof. Somehow.

animejo July 13 2006, 18:30:10 UTC

The other day I was taking off my pants and a live wasp fell out.

Heh. I think your lover may be wondering as to why you are keeping live wasps in your pants.

I seem to recall reading some years ago that bee stings are actually a sexual fetish for some people. Sting = Swelling, you see. The book had some rather interesting illustrations....

*:>

squid_pants July 13 2006, 18:34:28 UTC

She was quite adamant that if any live wasps were to emerge from my genitals she would dump me.
Still, heartbreaking as that would be I know there would be a group out there somewhere that would seek me out for that trait. I mean, everything is someones fetish.

Still, I'll require the name and author of that book. For research purposes only of course.
*cough*
*halo*

animejo July 14 2006, 09:10:51 UTC

Why yes, it's The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices. by Brenda Love. Fascinating book, seriously! As I said, it even includes illustrations of various, 'activities'.

My favourite entry was 'Autopederasty'. I'll let you work it out. I like to explain it to people, especially guys, and watch the expressions on their faces. It helped that this was an entry with an illustration.. ;>

dem July 14 2006, 12:12:17 UTC

I recently bought that book, have just flipped thru it so far though.
squid_pants , you are welcome to borrow it.

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zombella July 14 2006, 00:26:22 UTC

that's a good story, the one about the wasp.

squid_pants July 14 2006, 03:53:34 UTC

It had a crush on me. But who can blame it!
I especially have amazing legs! And I'm part insect!