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squeak

(mis) adventures in dating

Aug 17, 2009 23:04

a while ago i made the decision that i ought to try and get out and meet people, especially those people who might eventually occupy the other chair on my porch (or crate in my cardboard box) and shout in unison at the kids on the lawn (or throw cans at in the alley ( Read more... )

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astronomos August 18 2009, 05:57:04 UTC

So, he was short, then?

designerguy August 18 2009, 10:22:18 UTC

LOL

bunnyinjapan August 18 2009, 13:15:54 UTC

Thank god this wasn't me...

As I am not short...

schnookiemuffin August 18 2009, 14:17:04 UTC

The slightly too long hugs really get to me. It's kindof squicky. I'm not much of a huggy, touchy person myself (unless it's someone I'm dating). I don't even hug my mother that much.

"pastafarian nature" = the shit

what? you too? master_talon_tx August 18 2009, 14:40:39 UTC

I plan to be crazy cat man, or Mr Nebercracker (Monster House) "Git offa my lawn!" I just figure all the dating pool is psycho (or is it just me)

Re: what? you too? squeak August 18 2009, 15:09:28 UTC

so far, in my estimation, you are entirely correct.

Re: what? you too? sadraele August 18 2009, 15:46:04 UTC

The good ones are either taken or hiding. Time to get out your crowbar and start flipping over rocks. I found mine under a nice mossy boulder that looked like it hadn't moved much in years.

Now that's funny! kathyc514 August 18 2009, 16:07:13 UTC

Sound's like that one was outside the slot limit. He needed to be tossed back.

I didn't date men that are shorter than I am, weigh less, or are prettier. My ego couldn't take it.

bramblekite August 18 2009, 17:38:22 UTC

Oh dear.

Well, if nothing else, as my friend J-Law said in her dating days "It's all material," [for a play which she never wrote. Sometime, though, I really need her to write down the details of her date with the Chunder from Down Under. Cuz...gah. DATING SUCKS!]

Along that line, check out a blog called "Why Women Hate Men" sometime. You will laugh and your uterus will take the next boat to Antarctica.