It's time to solve a mystery!

[thehankinator]

WHO: thehankinator & goteamboobies; OPEN.
LOCATION: Forbidden Forest.
WEEK: 62.
TIME: Sometime in the afternoon.
WHAT: It is just after this. the Venture Bros. set out to take down the evil spider cult causing the anti. gravity in the school. But uh, they are considerably retarded, so they will need saving at some point.
RATING: C for Crack.

Comments

[goteamboobies]

Ha-ank, wait up!

[He's running as quickly as he can to catch up, which, admittedly, isn't all that impressive. Once he stops in front of Hank there's a long, drawn-out pause when he has to stop and breathe.

and breathe some more.

wheezing.

deep breaths, Dean.]

Hank, I found out that-

[another pause. MORE WHEEZING.]

Hank, I found out that there are GIANT spiders in the forest. I tricked the information out of the Head Boy like a master detective. But, anyway, we have to be reaaaaal careful, because they're super dangerous and only weak to fire!

...Are you sure this is safe?

[thehankinator]

[ Hank looked on as Dean stumbled into view. Great -at this rate they would reach the lair of the spider cult by nightfall. ]

Dean. Just uh, calm down, I can't have you passin' out just yet.

[ He smiled, waiting for his brother to catch his breath so he could reveal this new, and secret--!, information. ]

Nice one, Dean, I bet that guy didn't even see your sleuthing comin'.

[ Shifting to one side, Hank mulled over what was just said. ]

Giant Spiders, Hm. I think you know what the means, they already reinforced the lair with bodyguards. It won't be easy to get to the Queen, but we have the advantage, Deano, Fire!

[goteamboobies]

[They begin to venture into the forest. Slowly. Mostly because Dean is clinging to Hank's arm TREADING VERY CAREFULLY.]

I'm not gonna pass out!

At least, I hope so. [A pause.] You know the charm for fire, right? I can't get it down yet. The Q-Queen will probably have like, force fields, and stuff, too.

My sleuthing was pretty cool.

[thehankinator]

[ Hank is just going to stare down Dean for a minute, because really. ]

Just don't wet yourself, OK.

[ He pulled out his wand and holding it out in front, Hank entered the forest. He knew the Charm for Fire, but he, too, hadn't gotten it down yet. He could just produce a puff of smoke, but come on, that was almost fire. If push came to shove, Hank could just open a can of kick butt on them. Brock had been teaching him some of his moves. ]

I hadn't thought of that. Double Damnit. We should have packed some supplies first, but there's no time to turn back, we have already come too far, ..

[ If only they hadn't taken that third step. ]

Just don't worry, we'll find a way to defeat her, the final bosses always have a weak spot, Deano.