What have you done now!
WHO: Ciel, Grell, Luke/Luke's Cheagle, Ilforte Granz; CLOSED
LOCATION: The Kitchens
WEEK: 61
TIME: Midday
WHAT: Sebastian has left unfinished business and Ciel is left to his own devices in his absence. He's gone to the kitchens to fulfill Grell's request while simultaneously trying to babysit a Cheagle.
RATING: F for Frickin' Hilarious. Probably ( Read more... )
LOCATION: The Kitchens
WEEK: 61
TIME: Midday
WHAT: Sebastian has left unfinished business and Ciel is left to his own devices in his absence. He's gone to the kitchens to fulfill Grell's request while simultaneously trying to babysit a Cheagle.
RATING: F for Frickin' Hilarious. Probably ( Read more... )
Figuring he may as well get a snack for being so good, his fingers flipped his hair over his shoulder, heading inside the kitchen with a startled blink, fingers curling in the air, "Ciel Phantomhive?"
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M-Mieu... [Holds his tummy.]
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[Ciel glared at the oven willing it to go faster. Hmm, for some reason that wasn't working. He didn't know how much more of this he could take. This waiting. With Grell. Snapping, he drew out his wand, pointed at the oven and muttered an incantation]
[The oven grew brighter, theoretically hotter. Finally, it should only be a matter of minutes now.]
KA-BOOOOOOOOM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The door of the oven blew open and pieces of cake went flying every which way. All that work for nothing!... Wait. Did that piece just.... move?..... Wait.. they were all.... moving...... The largest part slowly emerged from the oven, large teeth glinting in the light. Teeth?!!?....]
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Shouldn't eat so many of those at onces. Ciel, is he allowed sugar?
[But he didn't have time to analyze the little ones situation, as suddenly the oven exploded along with his cake. Oh no. He whinned suddenly]
You, you exploded my cake! [Blink, blink. Oh god. It has teeth. What the.. His wand was out in seconds, pointing at it]
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Mi! Mieu!
[Puts his paws over his mouth trying to keep any more in and snuggles up against the tall human. Wait, how did something explode?! He kept the fire in like promised!
DDDD8 THAT CREATURE IS BACK!]
MMMIIEEUUU!!
[The cheagle fluffs up and starts to hiss and growl a very nonthreatening sounding growl.]
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[ No. Not quite. Ilforte stumbled, unable to keep his face from meeting the wall as a terrible tremor shook the Castle. Just what in the fuck--. He peeled himself off the concrete and, rubbing his face, Ilforte looked down the Hall. No. No. No. Who in the Hell was messing around over there for fucks' sake. He groaned and, quickly, ran for the Kitchen entrance only to find some strangely colored blob crawling its way out of the oven. ]
.. you have got to be shittin' me, just what the fuck happened in here!
[ He looked between Ciel and Grell, hoping for some sort of answer, but the thing kept crawling closer. He took a step back, reaching for his wand. ]
The Hell is that thing!
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Is what allowed sugar?
[ As if he already knew the answer, Ciel looked at Mieu, his jaw dropping in horror and surprise. No. It was not allowed sugar!]
Mieu! Don't!
[ But.. the cake monster took precedence as another professor joined them and the monster slogged onto the floor. Ilforte may have been looking for an answer but.. Ciel really didn't have one to give. So he pointed at Grell and cast blame.]
It's his cake!
[The cake gnashed it's teeth, cannibalizing one of it's own for a start... but it was looking for something else... something less sugary and more meaty.]
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[Had he his death scythe, he would've made fast work of this creature, help or not. It was getting easier to sense it each time. He just had to want it bad enough]
Diffindo! [Wand out, he pointed it at the creature. There wasn't much he could do binded as he was, but he wasn't going to let any harm come to either Ciel or Mieu, even if he kinda hated the little brat. Unfortunately it just sloshed into its side, doing hardly any damage. The goop creature was absorbing it. ] This is why I wanted him to make it!
[But then a tall adonis entered, nearly stealing his attention.]
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[Fluffs up when a few start to come towards him. Taking a deep breath he readies himself to blow fire but instead he's cut off by a hiccup! A mini fire ball slipping out instead of the stream of flames he was going for. D8]
Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!
[A few of them catch fire and start running around the kitchen.]
Hic! Hic! Hic!
[Just when he was thinks the hiccups are about to stop his tummy makes a gurgling sound and... ]
BBBUUURRRPPPPPP!
[And there goes the stream of flames he was looking for! 8D ... W-wait... Oh no! Too big! DDD8]
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[ He looked absolutely appalled as the hideous blob spilled out onto the floor, mucking itself around or, uh, -at least trying to. Ilforte wrinkled his nose in disgust, suddenly reminiscent of a science experiment gone wrong or, more importantly, -anything Szayel created. ]
Just get back an' let-- [ He had been about to cast something, but fuck--! Some sort of animal threw itself into the Monster and it collided with the wall. It was a shame that it didn't seem phased, because shit- that was pretty awesome. ] I don't think fire is goin' to help there, bro', seeing as it is a cake.
[ He looked at the wand, trying to think of a suitable spell before sayin' fuck it. He put it away and unsheathed his sword. You better believe he keeps Del Toro with him. ]
I think that it might help it grow or something, or worse, piss it the fuck off. [ He could trying cutting it up into smaller bits, making it at least a ( ... )
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[It was a little surprising when both Grell, and Mieu jumped to his defense. Gritting his teeth he looked at his own wand as if it had betrayed him...]
Mieu!
[The creature was exaserbating the situtaion by setting all the pieces on fire. As the pieces ran around aimlessely they were setting fire to the furniture. Pointing a wand at the table he shouted] AGUAMENTE!
[ As the embers were snuffed out he smirked... Until.... the larger flame burst worth from the creature negating his last spell. Shielding himself from the fire burst.. this day couldn't get much better.
Then Ilforte sliced the thing up... and dozens of pieces began to run all over the place.... but this time.... was different.... were they each growing bigger?]
Whatever you do don't slice anymore of them!
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Mieu! [He moved what arms reach he could to snatch up the little dear, pulling it closer and tried not to ignite his own person with the burping flames] I'll get you a glass of water!
[Fingers on Ciel's person, he pulled him along towards Ilforte and snatched a glass. Using a short spell to fill it he tried to stop the horrible burping. Mother instincts were kicking in, and all his students were his babies, even Ciel.]
Slicing isn't helping! Ava~!!!!! [No. No death spells damnit. Grell searched his brain and then snapped his fingers, stabbing the wand towards them. Charms were his speciality, so he was going to use it!] AVIS!
[Birds flocked out of his wand, black like ravens and crows. Look food!] And to top it off~ Oppungo!
[Why yes, he was being dramatic, arm shooting out as he birds swarm the cake pieces!]
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[Even with all the frightening creatures and yelling it did nothing top put an end to his hiccups. He gives a pathetic sounding mewl and puts his paws over his head as he's picked up.]
Hic. M-Mie- Hic!
[He took hold of the glass and awkwardly drank from it until he burped again into the glass causing it to shatter and spill boiling water onto a cake monster.]
Miiee...
[His ears drooped as he watched the now soggy pastry flop around by Grell's feet.]
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[ He looked toward Ciel as Grell yanked him backward. ack. Just fuck it. This kid was just as bad as Szayel with the shit experiments. He took a step in front of him, sheathing the sword for a moment as Grell cast a coupling of spells. Great. If that didn't work, then they were going to have, not only a cake monster, but a flock of ticked off birds on their hand. ]
[ Wait. He grinned, and drawing his wand, Ilforte pointed it at the Cake. It was time to kill two birds with one stone, Ha- Birds. He took several steps backward, ushering the trio toward the fucken exit, quickly, Ilforte cast the Flame Freezing Charm. He needn't explain a series of outrageous burns to the Nurse, let alone the Headmaster. ] I hope this fucken works. [ He pointed his wand at the Stove. ] Expulso.
[ In a flash of bight light the stove erupted, flames engulfing the entire room and swallowing up the bits of angry cake. Ilforte flew ( ... )
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[Was that...?] !!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The internal monologue was cut short when a flock of deranged birds shot out of Grell's wand. They were anything but helpful. If was like a scene out of a Alfred Hitchcock movie....]
What were these supposed to accomplish?! [Ciel asked now shielding himself from the birds, in case they tried to peck their caster and anyone nearby. The truth was dawning on him. This whole thing, was in fact his fault. He'd agreed to these tasks, and failed all of them miserably. Mieu had eaten sugar, and the baked good was now trying to eat them and smelled suspiciously of cloves... which weren't in the recipe at all... Heeding to Ilforte's motioning he decided it was his turn to yank Grell towards the exit. ]
[The following eruption ( ... )
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A few diffindos and a reversal and the birds were back under control and gone from sight] I thought it would work but they didn't like the cake. [He whined] DO YOU think they hate me for making them eat it?
[And he was yanked out of the way just enough to watch the entire inferno of the kitchen go up in flames, blinking a little as he stepped back with an odd admiration, and to watch Ilforte like that. Oh my. Mieu was lightly pressed against his chest, and could probably hear the heavy beating of it]
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