Let the Children Come to Me

[stupidest_angle]

Name(s): Raziel, any children (let's say...fourth year and younger) or child-appearing people or anyone that is trying to save small children--- AKA PRETTY MUCH OPEN
Location: RAZIEL IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE (that is, plz specify location in subject for each thread, as well as whether it is closed/open <3)
Week: 46
Time: Before Raziel finds his

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Hallway

[slitherouter]

[Howl was alone in the hallway, opening every single door he crossed and taking a look around the room. It usually wasn't long before he snapped the door shut again. Upon seeing the stranger, Howl went up to Raziel and spoke in his sweetest, most innocent child-like voice.]

Excuthe me, Mithter. Have you theen my couthin Morgan? I've been looking all over for him.

Re: Hallway

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel's face brightens. This will not be hard at all if the children are searching for him! He gets down on one knee, takes one of the small one's hands and says very seriously]

I will give you whatever you want, tiny human.

Re: Hallway

[slitherouter]

[Howl blinks in confused. Well, that wasn't what he was expecting at all.]

All I want ith to find my couthin. It'th very important ath he'th only a toddler.

[At least, he hoped he was a toddler. Wherever he was.]

Re: Hallway

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel blinks. He does not understand this child's strange, foreign tongue. Perhaps if he gave him money?]

Tell me what a couthin is.

[Raziel digs in his pocket and offers an empty Snickers wrapper to bb!Howl as payment. Perhaps this will lead him to answers]

[seeks_beauty]

[ That Sebastian guy was taking i>way too long to find Ruby, so Ruby has decided to find the Ravenclaw Common Room all by himself! Well, with Coco. Er. Well. He only realized he had no idea where it was about ten minutes ago. So he's just kind of. Wandering.

And oh my god look a stained glass window look how pretty-- ]

Coco! Look how beautiful this architecture is!

[ Coco mewls in appreciation. ]

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel stares at the strange pink creature like someone who is wondering what will happen to a plugged in toaster if you drop it in a bathtub. For the moment, the fact that Ruby is a child completely escapes him.]

You are begot with demons.

[Raziel points]

[seeks_beauty]

[ AAAAH THERE IS A SOMEONE BEHIND HIM! Ruby jumps and then turns around sloooowly. ]

That's just Coco...

Who are you, anyway? Are you crazy? [ he prepares to run for it if it is a crazy. ]

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel does not even blink. In fact, he is so still he might not even be breathing. His face is constantly stuck in an eerie, vacant expression]

I did not realize they made chocolate flavor demons. [he taps his chin] Perhaps that is why they call it Devil's food cake...

Ah! [the vacant expression vanishes slightly]

I am Raziel, angel of the Lord. And I have come unto thee, small, pitiful human, to bestow upon you an act of charity.

[he raises his arms in order to glow properly with heavenly glory. After a few minutes he shrugs, and tries it again. Nothing. He shakes his shoulders and tries again. Still no ethereal glow. Damnation.]

I also have snickers bars.

SOMEWHERE NEAR UTENA - CHIYO/RAZIEL/UTENA/ASK BEFORE ENTERING

[magicalmoebeams]

[Chiyo walks down the hallway in the direction she thinks Utena is probably in. She's terrified, but bravely making her way to help her friend!]

Re: SOMEWHERE NEAR UTENA - CHIYO/RAZIEL/UTENA/ASK BEFORE ENTERING

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel beams happily. A child! He chases after her, runs faster than Chiyo, and turns around to face her. He is eerily reminiscent of a puppy playing fetch.]

You who appear to be very small-

[Raziel puts the flat of his hand slightly above her head, brings it up to the top of his head, and repeats the movement very fast to show Chiyo just how short she is in comparison to him]

-I would like to take you now!

[magicalmoebeams]

[Chiyo has her journal clutched tightly in one hand and turns slowly at the sound of Raziel running toward her.]

Ah, hello, R-raziel-san!

[She frowns as he speaks, and mutters in response.]

I'll grow! Someday I'll be tall!

[He compares their height and her frown deepens, and then she catches what he said. She is understandably frightened, and backs away.]

T-take me? M-maybe another time! I have to find Utena-san...

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel frowns. While it is most pleasing that so many of these mundane humanfolk have heard of Raziel the almighty, harbinger of pleasant weather and the fiery sword of God's wrath, it is strange, especially since this tailed one added an extra part. Perhaps she had trouble pronouncing it?]

Rah-zee-ell.

[starin' atchu]

Raaaah-zeeeeeee-uuuuuuuuuhlll

[he points at himself]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ziiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllluh

[he lets that sink in for a few seconds]

And one day we shall all be taller. At the top of the stairway to heaven. Which is above earth. That makes it taller. And when you get there, you'll know. When all the stores close, you can get what you came for.

[he whispers reverently]

With a word.

[angels fucking love Led Zeppelin.]

Right outside of the Ravenclaw Tower

[cuteforsamurai]

[Already bored with waiting around in the common room, Komachi decided to step outside real quick to see if anybody interesting was coming. Looking around, she didn't really see anybody. Of course, the problem with leaving the room was... Komachi didn't know the password to get back in.]

Re: Right outside of the Ravenclaw Tower

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel sees Komachi and simply picks her up and slings her over his shoulder]

El Nino, where would you like to go for your Christmas miracle?

Re: Right outside of the Ravenclaw Tower

[cuteforsamurai]

[Komachi screeches as she's slung over the shoulder, taken completely by surprise.]

Hey! Let go of me!!

[Her legs start flailing around and she squirms.]

Re: Right outside of the Ravenclaw Tower

[stupidest_angle]

Ouch.

[Raziel no longer feels pain. He is an angel. That would be silly. Instead he says Ouch because he feels like he should]

Nuh-uh.

Right outside the Hufflepuff Common Room

[puzzleshounen]

[You know, there is a reason Yuugi shouldn't have walked alone at a time like this. Really, it isn't because he's extremely short and looks like he's 12.

Letting out a sigh, He steps out of the Hufflepuff Common Room and into the hallway, ready to head towards the Ravenclaw tower.]

Sakura had said the Ravenclaw Common Room, right...?

YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS COMING

[stupidest_angle]

[Raziel spots Yuugi and grins madly. Perhaps this is the correct child, considering all the other ones were really not miracle-giving material]

Halt! I come to bring blessings of joy and woe-

[Raziel stands behind Yuugi and picks him up like a peeing puppy. Thank the Lord thy father that he took all those child grabbing classes]

It's just too easy, really XD

[puzzleshounen]

[Well I guess miracle-giving would be appropriate, seeing as Yuugi has the MILLENNIUM FREAKING PUZZLE around his neck. Unfortunately for Yuugi, Atem isn't coming out.

Yuugi was about to question what was going on when--

OHGOD HE IS GETTING PICKED UP WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON]

H-Hey! Let me go!!

jacking ur threads XD

[windcutting]

[fortunately for Yuugi, Flora was already on her way to Ravenclaw, that and she didn't exactly believe him when he told her he was going to be okay. upon making her way there...oh...

...what was this?]

...Raziel? Might you answer the question as to what are you doing?

[she took a few steps closer as the other kid was flailing about]