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[chainedlotus]

I think I'm a bad influence on people.

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[overimpulsive]

... What happened this time?

[overimpulsive]

Not really? I just figure I should get some practice in the whole "bring her back safely!!" thing before I have to do it to my best friend and his new girlfriend.

[pathtosacrifice]

That's not something you really need to practice on. It just comes naturally.

New girlfriend?

[overimpulsive]

... Oh. But Uncle Max said it'd probably be a good idea if I did so that I don't scare the poor guy any more than normal.

Uh-huh! You know my best friend Tim Drake's now a Ravenclaw, right? Well... his girlfriend - Stephanie Brown - is a Gryffindor here. They're both 4th years.

[pathtosacrifice]

I think if you practiced to be scary, you might actually be scarier than you intend.

Right. Oh, well... Would you have to threaten her about curfews, then?

[chainedlotus]

Why? I'm usually in bed on time.

[overimpulsive]

Someone needs to give it to you, man. Or else you're not living the teenage experience.

[chainedlotus]

If you're talking about the 'get her back by such and such a time' then I've gotten it already.

[overimpulsive]

[sounds absolutely miserable:] Already?! Jeez... even with the guns and dogs named Daisy Duke?

I'm gonna need to step up my game.

[chainedlotus]

No, thankfully I've never had a gun pointed at me before.

Nor do I want to have one.

[overimpulsive]

..... Then you'll never want to visit Alabama during hunting season.

[chainedlotus]

Thanks for the tip.

[overimpulsive]

No problem! Good luck with the whole "avoiding guns" thing.

Private to Catty

[chainedlotus]

To be fair, when I said that, I actually meant that some people will insist you've corrupted me more.

Private to Ren

[pathtosacrifice]

What people?

Private to Catty

[chainedlotus]

The one's who knew me before I knew the meaning of committed relationship.