007 // Boldly Going Where No Starship Captain Has Gone Before

[chairismine]

This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise calling all crew to report in. State your health and location

Comments

[no_souls_here]

Don't forget the prime directive..

[chairismine]

How the hell do you know about the prime directive? You're not a member of my crew.

[no_souls_here]

Word gets around. If you'd be so kind, please remove yourself and your crew from our world.

[chairismine]

You're going to have to put up with us a little longer, I'm afraid.

[slitherouter]

Firtht an Eth-Men now Thar Trek. How interethting. Tho you're really Jameth Kirk, huh?

[chairismine]

I am.

Starfleet's is more well-known around here than I thought.

[slitherouter]

Very interethting. I thopothe we are in thome sort of alternative univerthe then.

[chairismine]

That's what we're figuring.

So you already know who I am. Mind introducing yourself as well?

[battle_in_bloom]

You're talking to Spock. And not being an ass.

--And you're at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Kirk that's usually here is a seventeen year old Slytherin with a giant ego who pretends to be an arrogant twat, sound familiar?

[chairismine]

It seems that this school and everyone in it is some kind of alternate reality from the one I'm used to.

Yeah, that sounds like me. Sorry for him- uh, me. I was a pretty huge ass back then.
I- He still sits around flirting with every girl in sight and getting drunk whenever he can?

[battle_in_bloom]

Our Headmaster has a tendency to cast those kinds of spells. This is one of the more - reality altering ones, though.

You're not as big of an ass as you pretend to be. Except to Spock, which is why - seeing you two getting along? Kinda weird.

Private to Jim
If this had happened a few months ago, I would have said yes, but~

You've got girl trouble, Captain Kirk.

[chairismine]

I'm getting pretty used to it now. This isn't the first one I've been caught up in.

Haha~ Spock and I are at each other's throats here? Doesn't surprise me one bit. We were terrible back at the Academy. You know he marooned me on an ice planet once?

[b]Private[/b]
... Can you be a little more specific.
No one's pregnant, are they?

[agentsuave]

Ah, a captain! Hailing from the Empire, no less. Tell me, what is this about a 'starship'? I know the Archadians pride themselves upon their fabled battleships but I never heard of a starship before.

Is this some sort of jest or can man finally soar above the heavens now?

[chairismine]

Pleased to meet you. And yes, where I'm from humans learned a long time ago how to boldly go where no man had ever gone before.

I don't think I'm from the Empire you know, however.
Somehow people from many different worlds have been brought to this castle. We don't know why but it seems to have been an accident, rather than out of some malicious intent.

[sakeofthescoop]

A Captain? Well, someone certainly made something of themselves in another universe/dimension/hallucination. I apologize if the last one is insulting. It's hard to tell what's going on at the moment.

I can't see why someone at this school would do this sort of thing on purpose. So, it might be difficult to find a culprit.

I'm Kazumi by the way, a student here. It sounds like you're on a mission so I can try to help with any information...as a student journalist it's kind of my job.