I meant to post this fic like a week ago, when I got back from Thanksgiving break (and thence had internet again), but then I got distracted. And now the fic doesn't work as well. But I'm still going to post it because OMG IT'S A HOUSE FIC (that's actually what I saved it as on Word...lolz). And it's femslash. And that reminds me...I'm thinking I should change some of my userpics, like my House one. It's currently a House/Cuddy one, and while I love them, I also love Thirteen and stuff. But the House/Cuddy one has sentimental value since it's kinda an inside joke between Jill (
arkratirma) and I. :D
Anyways, on to the fic.
Title: The Pleasure Cuts and Teasing
Author:
fierce_deseaPairing: Cameron/Cuddy, Cameron/Thirteen
Rating: NC-17
Status: Complete
Word Count: 407
Spoilers: 4.08 You Don’t Want to Know
Summary: Cameron decides to help Thirteen out in an unexpected way.
Author’s Note: This is my first House fic ever. I might have totally screwed up all the characters involved, but I just had a plot bunny during 4.08 and had to run with it (even though it’s AU). Title is from the Sneaker Pimps’ song, M’aidez. Enjoy and comment please!
It had been months since Alison Cameron was underneath a woman’s skirt. Ever since she had started in the E.R., she didn’t see much of anyone, including this woman. She hadn’t expected to, but then there was another woman that she was trying to help, the reason why she didn’t know.
As she swirled her tongue around Lisa Cuddy’s swollen nub, she couldn’t stop thinking. She didn’t seem to care that she was trying to please her boss; she just cared why she was doing it.
Thirteen had asked her to retrieve the thong of Cuddy for House. At first, Cameron stood there shocked, but then laughed it off the best she could. Of course she wasn’t going to do it, but then she looked Thirteen in the eyes and had a feeling that she had to do it. It wasn’t because Thirteen reminded Cameron of herself; it was something else that she couldn’t put her finger on, which was sliding in and out of Cuddy.
She could hear and feel Cuddy getting closer and closer, but Cameron didn’t feel like speeding up. She didn’t want to go back to the E.R. without knowing why she was doing this (besides enjoying going down on Cuddy). But that made her think of something. She did like having her mouth on Cuddy’s clit, inhaling her scent.
It was then that Cameron’s tongue started moving faster, and additional fingers went into Cuddy. It was only moments before Cuddy came all over Cameron’s face. Cameron removed her head from Cuddy’s skirt, red thong already in her lab coat. For some reason, Cuddy didn’t even realize it was missing.
When Cameron was face to face with Cuddy, Cuddy could tell that there were ulterior motives (there usually were) to why Cameron did this. But she shrugged it off and left.
Once she regained her composure, Cameron found Thirteen, trying to graze by her without any one noticing and dropping the thong into her lab coat. She looked back at Thirteen who smiled briefly before walking toward House’s office.
While House was under the impression that Thirteen wasn’t going to retrieve the thong, he was surprised when he saw it land on his desk. “I didn’t think you had it in you,” he said, his usual smirk on his face with a hint of surprise.
“You don’t know what I have in me,” Thirteen said with a straight face before leaving the office.