Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer ( Read more... )

NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition!

i got a new suit yesterday. it's a banana republic suit- but it was on sale. it's nice. relatively soft. i'm eating supper with butters tonight so he can tell me about his travels in search of god. later, i'll tell him about my travels to find the easter bunny. and a male-affectionate lesbian ( Read more... )

"i'm not drunk. i've just had a little too much to drink."

-tony kladstrup

1. Hi Phil!
2. Mister Tschetter, Mister Tschetter!
3. Not Christian enough...
4. Bozo
5. They're not gona get us
6. Holy Shit!
7. Captain Fishbag = Professional Chad
8. BAM!
9. Red, white, & FUCK YOU!
10. C'mere, Brian...
11. Thank you, Nice Christ.

oh yeah, i'm home now.

it's wednesday... day four of camp in brookings ( Read more... )

here we are at debate camp in brookings, sd ( Read more... )

i went up to the loop last night, because everyone's supposed to go up to the loop on the fourth, and i saw basically two things: black men and girls with big butts. my issue for concern is that the black men obviously don't live here. i mean, OBVIOUSLY don't live here. judging by some of the language they use and things. so once they leave, it'll ( Read more... )

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive ( Read more... )

i saw a star beneath the stairs glowing through the melting walls. who will be the first to begin their fall? or will we become one? am i the star beneath the stairs? am i a ghost upon the stage? am i your anything? i saw a star beneath the stairs glowing bright before descent and in the morning there is nothing left but what's inside of me. and i ( Read more... )