Today I sat at home while my breadwinner went out to earn a paycheck. I'm to have the laundry done, the dishes washed, dinner prepared, and myself presentable so that I may dutifully attend to her every whim after her exhausting day of men's work. I'm nervous! It's my first day as housewife, after all.

Dear LiveJournal,
My girlfriend is ignoring me.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

slept for 20 hours in a 24 hour period ( Read more... )

What exactly do you apply to do? Do you apply for a specific degree program? Does it even matter what your undergrad degree is? How specific are the programs you apply to? What does this even really involve ( Read more... )

Few things are as intensely depressing as PostSecret. Every single time I visit that god-forsaken site, any tiny sliver of empathy I have for the human race instantly evaporates. It just makes me want to not be alive.

If you are ever engaged in a philosophical, rhetorical, or critical inquiry in which the subject of "Deconstruction" comes up, this is the only definition you will ever need.

Deconstruction is the idea that Western Thought is a man, and he is raping Woman.

In Search of o_O ( Read more... )

My English lit professor compared me to Jack Kerouac. For my notorious disregard for "drafts."

Odelet to ;_;

I am a sad face
Or maybe some lines and dots
My tears fall to the west
No one takes me seriously

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.


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