Woodwinds are the Instruments of Satan

[spruceh0rn]

Anyone who has had the misfortune of having certain friends show them a scene or two from the awful “American Pie” movies knows that musical instruments can be used in Satanic ways. Corroboration for this statement can be found in jazz music. But more importantly, it can also be found in Scripture.

Woe unto those who rise early in the morning,

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