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Umm... Mr. Sideswipe? Would it be okay if I had a pet? I promise I'll take good care of him...
[Well, Sideswipe, Hitler brought home a puppy. And he really wants to keep it. And drone!mom naturally told him that it was 'up to his father.' Good luck with that.]
[Afterwards, Hitler can be found in several places today:
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Excuse me, may I ask where you got that book? I can't seem to find anything but books on household maintenance.
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I understand, Herr Hitler. In that case, who did they decide to clone? I would appreciate as complete a listing as possible.
And if I may ask, how similar do you personally think you are to your predecessor?
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Well, there's Napoleon, Freud, Rasputin, Einstein, Joan of Arc, Elizabeth the first, Marie Curie.....
There's a lot of us, actually.
As for similarities.... to be honest, I have no idea. I am an exact copy, physically speaking. But I always hoped that I wasn't as...
[He trails off. This line of conversation is depressing.]
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Austrian German leader, French Corsican leader, Austrian or Czech psychologist... Russian... German...
[She speaks up more audibly again.]
This list is very European. Was it primarily Western figures? Run by a Western type? [She doesn't add: a European supremacist of some kind?]
It's interesting, except for Elizabeth as far as I know, these figures all seem to possess a certain commonality...
[She looks thoughtful.]
Ah, as for you, Herr Hitler, your behavior doesn't seem at all like it would give rise to your predecessor. Indeed, your repugnance towards the idea seems likely to keep you safe.
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