Overheard, Sanzo + Hakkai/Gojyo, Saiyuki
Title: Overheard
Author: lady_ganesh
Rating: R
Warnings: The prompt should suffice
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Prompt: Sanzo: Masturbation & voyeurism; overhearing Gojyo with his partner gets Sanzo turned on.
"Yeah," Gojyo's voice came through the far-too-thin wall. "Yeah, just like-- fuck, yeah, yeah--"
It wouldn't be so bad, Sanzo reflected, if the cockroach was ever capable of shutting up. The little shakes the bed gave, the occasional groan; that he could handle. It was the unending running commentary that made him want to pull his gun out and shoot through the wall.
Pull your gun out. Dammit. Hang around Gojyo long enough and every thought in your head started sounding like a filthy joke.
Goku turned over in his own bed, and made a noise that could've been a moan.
It might be more efficient if he just shot himself, Sanzo realized, reaching up to rub his temples.
"Ah--"
"Gojyo," Hakkai's voice coming through the walls, low and soothing. "You'll wake--"
Too goddamned late, Sanzo thought irritably. If he got out of bed now, the assholes would be listening for him. Damn.
"He's out," Gojyo purred. "They're both out for the count. Come on, give it to me."
"Mnnh," Hakkai said, and then the movement started again, more vigorous than before. "Better?"
"Yeah," Gojyo said. "Mmm, c'mon, we hardly ever get--"
"Sanzo," Hakkai warned again, and Gojyo groaned. "Gojyo!"
"C'mon, don't tell me it doesn't turn you on, thinking about it. Him listening? To us? Bet he'd be getting hard."
"Gojyo...." This time there was no threat in it.
"Bet he couldn't keep his hands off himself," Gojyo continued, and Sanzo's hand froze on the zipper of his jeans. "Bet he'd go crazy wanting it. Wanting us."
"Gojyo."
"He's so fucking pretty," Gojyo said. "Maybe if he got off he'd be a little less pissy once in a while. Bet you could make him-- oh, shit--"
The bed was moving more quickly now, and the noises were louder and less restrained. Sanzo sucked a breath in between his teeth and unzipped.
He managed to finish before they did, which was something, at least, and he was cleaning up as their vigorous panting finally began to subside.
"Don't pretend you don't think about it," Gojyo said, when he'd finally caught his breath.
"I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer," Hakkai replied.
"Maybe I'm not talking to you," Gojyo shot back, and Sanzo reached for his gun.
Author: lady_ganesh
Rating: R
Warnings: The prompt should suffice
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Prompt: Sanzo: Masturbation & voyeurism; overhearing Gojyo with his partner gets Sanzo turned on.
"Yeah," Gojyo's voice came through the far-too-thin wall. "Yeah, just like-- fuck, yeah, yeah--"
It wouldn't be so bad, Sanzo reflected, if the cockroach was ever capable of shutting up. The little shakes the bed gave, the occasional groan; that he could handle. It was the unending running commentary that made him want to pull his gun out and shoot through the wall.
Pull your gun out. Dammit. Hang around Gojyo long enough and every thought in your head started sounding like a filthy joke.
Goku turned over in his own bed, and made a noise that could've been a moan.
It might be more efficient if he just shot himself, Sanzo realized, reaching up to rub his temples.
"Ah--"
"Gojyo," Hakkai's voice coming through the walls, low and soothing. "You'll wake--"
Too goddamned late, Sanzo thought irritably. If he got out of bed now, the assholes would be listening for him. Damn.
"He's out," Gojyo purred. "They're both out for the count. Come on, give it to me."
"Mnnh," Hakkai said, and then the movement started again, more vigorous than before. "Better?"
"Yeah," Gojyo said. "Mmm, c'mon, we hardly ever get--"
"Sanzo," Hakkai warned again, and Gojyo groaned. "Gojyo!"
"C'mon, don't tell me it doesn't turn you on, thinking about it. Him listening? To us? Bet he'd be getting hard."
"Gojyo...." This time there was no threat in it.
"Bet he couldn't keep his hands off himself," Gojyo continued, and Sanzo's hand froze on the zipper of his jeans. "Bet he'd go crazy wanting it. Wanting us."
"Gojyo."
"He's so fucking pretty," Gojyo said. "Maybe if he got off he'd be a little less pissy once in a while. Bet you could make him-- oh, shit--"
The bed was moving more quickly now, and the noises were louder and less restrained. Sanzo sucked a breath in between his teeth and unzipped.
He managed to finish before they did, which was something, at least, and he was cleaning up as their vigorous panting finally began to subside.
"Don't pretend you don't think about it," Gojyo said, when he'd finally caught his breath.
"I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer," Hakkai replied.
"Maybe I'm not talking to you," Gojyo shot back, and Sanzo reached for his gun.