004 [video]

[spreadbare]

[ Altair is hunched over the selection of candy that has appeared, rifling throw it slowly. When he does speak, it's slowly and carefully.Perhaps we should rethink the... wiseness of giving things offered to us by a place that wants to keep us here, if we don't know what it does. It looks like tails and colored hair aren't so bad, but who knows

Comments

[Voice]

[londonsworst]

Oh, love, I'm not so much of a sweetie eater meself. I took all the toffees, but I'm fine with giving the other things away too.

Re: [Voice]

[spreadbare]

It's not about the candy itself, it's that the candy just showed up. And based on what some of the other people have shown, it... does things, I think.

If I knew it were safe candy, trust me, I would be eating it. [ Altair grins a bit over the video - he does have kind of a sweet tooth. Then his face goes to puzzlement. ]

Wait, I don't think I recognize your voice...

[Voice]

[londonsworst]

Silly boy. Only that unmarked stuff seems to have done anything at all, from looking at the people boasting about it. The toffee I had was very nice.

Mrs Lovett, dear. You must not've been 'ere that long.

Re: [Voice]

[spreadbare]

Well, I still don't trust it, and will gladly give it out. And do you have a first name, Mrs. Lovett?

[meno_nikephoros]

Yeah - I'm all for that. Is it only the ones in the purple bags that do weird things to you?

[There's a reason why he's refusing to activate the video option.]

[spreadbare]

You'd be better off asking someone who's tried them; I've just seen the results from other people trying them.

[meno_nikephoros]

You don't need to tell me twice.

Reckon they'll be gone soon or will this be permenant?

[spreadbare]

[ Altair looks distinctly confused at the question. ]

How would I know?

[x_rette_mich_x]

I'll take the candy!

[spreadbare]

I really don't think it's a good idea to eat, but if you really want it, ah...

[ Wait. He doesn't know Aaron. ]

... I'm sorry, who are you? [ This isn't said offensive or angrily, just 'oh wait, I don't know who you are'. ]

[x_rette_mich_x]

It's candy, I'm desperate for some good chocolate.

[Pause, and then sheepishly.]

Sorry... My name's Aaron.

[spreadbare]

Well... if you know what it's going to do, you're welcome to it.

[ He grins. Aaron seems like a nice kid. A kid who is clearly male. ]

Altair Grayston, priest of Sharess. Do you want me to bring the candy over, then?

[Video]

[moarcrusadesplx]

What the hell is this?

[ Cue shaking the pumpkin-candy thing at the screen. ]

Re: [Video]

[spreadbare]

Why would you ask a pagan for help?

[ ALTAIR STOP TROLLING HIM. ]

[Video]

[moarcrusadesplx]

It's not help, you stupid pagan!

Re: [Video]

[spreadbare]

If I'm so stupid, why are you asking me about things? Wouldn't that make you even stupider?

[notlikethemovie]

I figure only the stuff at the bottom that's unmarked does anything weird. Everything else is safe. [So says the rainbow wolfgirl who's slowly spinning a lollipop stick that she seems to have trapped between her teeth.]

What, don't think you rolled your luck stat high enough to try the candy Altair?

[spreadbare]

[ The first part is taken as useful information, and Altair nods slowly. At the second part, though, he just sort of looks at the camera like Mika just told him she's pregnant; very strangely. ]

... what are you even talking about?

[notlikethemovie]

[She grins, waving it off.] Nothing, nevermind.