It's the first ever Random Haiku Thursday, people!

[sporkmetender]

Okay, so here’s how this RHT thing works:

1. You give me a prompt.
2. I write a haiku based on your prompt.
3. Everyone comments with appreciation/sarcasm.

But it’s going to have to be a little more complicated than that, because I’d like to do it every week, and if pigs fly I do it well enough, there may eventually be a lot of prompts and comments to sort

Comments

[gizmospur]

Almost as cool as CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. Almost. But to be fair, CAPSLOCK TUESDAY is pretty freaking amazing so even by comparison this still manages to be awesome! ;)

Okay so I'd like a haiku about a goose, please!

[sporkmetender]

Mmmmm...leather. *drools*

Sorry, I was distracted there for a second. Hey! How did I get to be tied up? *squirms half-heartedly*

[gizmospur]

Behave, you.

[sporkmetender]

Really? You want me to behave? Are you suuuure about that? *bats eyelashes*

[gizmospur]

Ahh, the joy of relative terminology. As I'm quite sure my definition will be utterly different than what's provided by the dictionary or society. Mine definition is so much more fun. ;)

[sporkmetender]

I have no doubt :D

[sporkmetender]

It IS pretty awesome, though, isn't it? :D

[gizmospur]

Almost as awesome as knee highs. Nodnod