Rose came over the other day and my suspicions were correct in thinking she is not too bright.  We played Portal 2 which went something like ( Read more... )

   "I am the smartest man alive!!!"     Thats me playing Portal 2 after solving a puzzle and proceeding to the next chamber.  Portal 2 is amazing.  So amazing, in fact, that four hours into the game I decided to restart from the  beginning in order to make sure I have these spatial problem-solving skills down.  Considering my probable brain- ( Read more... )

     Such atypical moods Ive been in these past few days.  Precipitated by my mother, its always an awful idea to let myself be affected by her about anything, ever - but these days its harder to gloss over her rash, extravagant purchases for shit we dont need.  Typing about her is an utter waste of time, and its a bigger waste of time to devote ( Read more... )

 Lets doll up to an anime character close to 9000.  With spikey red hair - oh, my trademark! - Rose came over after her slave-to-society dues smelling of yerba mate ( Read more... )

After appropriate ingestion of drencrum, I wanted to viddie "Penguins of Madagascar"; yet another CGI movie based on our feathery, handicapped  friends.  Accompanied with Paul, he said ( Read more... )

     To live up to my own tenants would be too much to ask for.  I truly believe that if someone of whom is to be a model for evolution and progress, one should respect his or her body.  Missing one step rarely forgives another.  In life, I have two options: a) Command yourself or b)  Betray yourself.  Im not even loyal to myself, nevermind others ( Read more... )

     Bananas grow in bunches.  They tend to absorb the same oxygen that other bananas breathe - oh, look at their Darwins mistake.  Cooperation and a symbiotic enslavement was often over-looked by explorers and taxonomists, so we bananas nigger ourselves to the world with a thousand nuclear warheads hanging above our heads, hanging in Nuremberg ( Read more... )

     Nuts!  Nuts!  Nuts!  All of you women ( Read more... )

   To have articulated a belief, one had to compose his or herself from the chaotic underbelly of their own flesh and brain to amalgamate a tyranny that states: "my world is valid."  This is the very first conciet of man:  Where our biology ends and the rest of the world begins and where consciousness meets in the middle.  Epistemologically-wise ( Read more... )

     Friday nights festivities all nonsense now, I nixed the movie plan and insisted on going to the Comedy Connection to see April Macie.  Rose agreed.  The comedy show was a mere surrogate, I suspected.  People of the same trade seldom meet together for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends with a conspiracy against the public.  Us ( Read more... )