that was short lived. oh well at least i saw it coming. i think god gave us loose women to make us forget about the ones we like.

i am crushin' so hard. the first girl i have let my guard down for in a year. she is going to hurt me so bad.
i told her the story about the nun and stuff and she said, "that is the funniest thing i have ever heard." now of course she was being nice, but that is the way to get into my heart.

i am going to hell for more than one reason. for anyone curious about the newest one please call. it is not something i should post ( Read more... )

if i see your boobs before i know your last name, i am not going home with you. even if you are hot. what makes it worse is she was not drinking. women are dumb.

this journal has been a lot of bitching lately. but just this last time. then no more. erin really hurt me today. it may be the first time a girl has hurt my feelings that i am not trying to sleep with. first she called me a racist because in some drunken moment long ago i said i don't find black women attractive. i don't like asians either why we ( Read more... )

so my ex-girlfriend (whom i treated rather poorly) and my ex-roommate show up at the same club on the same night. why is it that i feel WAY more weird around my ex-roommate. he does not even live here anymore. things have always been weird with me and jk ( Read more... )

let me just start by asking, is it feed a fever or starve one. cause if it is "feed a fever" i am screwed. i think my head might pop ( Read more... )

NEW RULE FOR HUNTING: any woman that tells you about how her anti-psychotics make her gain weight, BEFORE you can remember her name, leave them alone. (or hand them to steve. the steve needs some love too.)

so i am at work. work is boring me to death as it does from time to time. when a guy comes in. he is buying beer and already has his passport out. now BP policy is that we only take state ids. no passports, no military id, no canadian id. so i tell him this in a nice manner and of course he goes into a fit. after he was done making an ass of ( Read more... )

in the world we live in we have to take this gay rights issue kind of serious. i mean soon gays will not be allowed to vote. and people need to support companies that have gay friendly policies. i dont want to sound too political so i will get to the point ( Read more... )