16th Declaration.

[spoiled_snake]

Um. So. Good news, Mother finally let me have a pet snake.

Not-so-good news, he got away while I was showing him off in the Library.

So, if anyone sees a viper somewhere around, please me know...

His name is Frazz.

Comments

[rappigemperorix]

That sounds dangerous.

[spoiled_snake]

No, he's very affectionate. Hardly ever bites.

[rappigemperorix]

Wouldn't it be a bit... I don't know, fatal if he did take a nip, though?

[spoiled_snake]

Well... I have plenty of antivenom.

[pink_tokunaga]

If he bites anyone, you're screwed.

[spoiled_snake]

He's not going to bite anyone.

[pink_tokunaga]

How would you know? I mean, you just got it.

[spoiled_snake]

Because he's very friendly. ...For a viper...

School's resident Parselmouth is here to help!

[blackbloodcrona]

...would you like me to help you look? I could call for him for you...

[spoiled_snake]

Oh, you can talk to snakes?

[blackbloodcrona]

Yep! I have one myself so I know what they're like.

[spoiled_snake]

I didn't mean to drop him...