Title: Waaaaay Above The Influence
Rating: PG-13
Some short skits about Harry and company against drugs, alchohol, and cigarettes. This is parodying some scenes from PoA, the YouTube video "Muffins", and also contains references to the OOTP movie, too! Enjoy! :D
Special Thanks to my friend Jenny, who suggested this idea!
Skit One: Lupin's Abusin' the Wolfsbane
Lupin: Riddikulus!
Luna: Are you on drugs, Prof. Lupin?
Lupin: Yeah! And screw you! *snorts wolfsbane*
LATER THAT DAY....
Lupin: RIDDIKULUS!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.
Lupin: SCREW YOU! *zap*
LATER....
Lupin: Here, Harry, have some chocolate!
Harry: But I don't like chocolate...
Lupin: Oh, you're gonna eat this chocolate....and you're going to LIKE it! *turns to audience* So try all of our exciting new flavors! *close up of Lupin with chocolate and wolfsbane around mouth looking creepy*
Skit Two: WINKY LIKES BUTTERBEER!
Winky: Hi everybody! I LIKE BUTTERBEER!
JK Rowling: Did you know that butterbeer has alchohol in it?
Winky: REALLY?! Yay! *chugs a bottle of butterbeer, burps*
Dobby: Hi Winky! What is Winky doing?
Winky: Winky is drinking ALCHOHOL!
Dobby: Can Dobby join?
Winky: YEAH!
Dobby: YAY! *chugs bottle*
Harry: So, what have you all learned?
Audience: DRINK AND TAKE DRUGS! :D
JKR: Uh....no. And who the hell wrote this crap? A fanfic writer?
Deathlyh7212007: *whistles innocently*
THE END!