The Most Unusual Of All
Title: The Most Unusual Of All
Rating: PG This story takes place the day after HBP's last chapter. ENJOY!
Special Thanks: To Felaine for her idea, which was PURE GOLD!
Draco Malfoy was with his dad, Lucius, at the Death Eaters convention in Albania. Lucius was going to recieve the coveted "Best Blonde Death Eater" award from the Dark Lord himself! "Lucky dad, he gets an award, and I GET NOTHING for my 17th birthday!" fumed Draco, walking around the convention booths, looking for something to do. His dad was talking to his partner-in-crime, Peter Pettigrew, and Peter turned into a rat to start a conversation. Draco couldn't help but look- he always wanted to see his DAD's animagus! "So, Pettigrew, you want to see MY animagus?" Lucius snickered. At that, Lucius shrunk, turned pink, grew red, feathery gills, and conjured up a tank of water he landed in with a splash. "My dad's animagus is....is an AXOLOTL?" said a shocked and utterly embarrased Draco, mouth agape in shock. Draco ran off toward his dad, and started bawling. ''DAD! YOUR ANIMAGUS IS A FREAKING AXOLOTL?!" Lucius turned back into a human, and hugged his son. "Sorry you had to see that," muttered Lucius. "I'M NOT, DAD! OUT OF ALL THE CREATURES YOU COULD OF BEEN, YOU ARE A FREAKING AXOLOTL! IF THAT WAS ANNOUNCED TO THE WHOLE DEATH EATER COMMUNITY, WE'LL BE SHUNNED FOR LIFE!" screamed Draco, and yes, the whole convention heard him. Voldemort himself Apparated right there, and laughed in a way most sinister. "HA HA HA! LUCIUS! That was the most HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! That deserves another award! Lucius Malfoy is awarded not only the Best Blonde Death Eater, but also the Most Hilarious Animagus form!" Lucius looked rather stunned, and then fell backwards into his tank.
Rating: PG This story takes place the day after HBP's last chapter. ENJOY!
Special Thanks: To Felaine for her idea, which was PURE GOLD!
Draco Malfoy was with his dad, Lucius, at the Death Eaters convention in Albania. Lucius was going to recieve the coveted "Best Blonde Death Eater" award from the Dark Lord himself! "Lucky dad, he gets an award, and I GET NOTHING for my 17th birthday!" fumed Draco, walking around the convention booths, looking for something to do. His dad was talking to his partner-in-crime, Peter Pettigrew, and Peter turned into a rat to start a conversation. Draco couldn't help but look- he always wanted to see his DAD's animagus! "So, Pettigrew, you want to see MY animagus?" Lucius snickered. At that, Lucius shrunk, turned pink, grew red, feathery gills, and conjured up a tank of water he landed in with a splash. "My dad's animagus is....is an AXOLOTL?" said a shocked and utterly embarrased Draco, mouth agape in shock. Draco ran off toward his dad, and started bawling. ''DAD! YOUR ANIMAGUS IS A FREAKING AXOLOTL?!" Lucius turned back into a human, and hugged his son. "Sorry you had to see that," muttered Lucius. "I'M NOT, DAD! OUT OF ALL THE CREATURES YOU COULD OF BEEN, YOU ARE A FREAKING AXOLOTL! IF THAT WAS ANNOUNCED TO THE WHOLE DEATH EATER COMMUNITY, WE'LL BE SHUNNED FOR LIFE!" screamed Draco, and yes, the whole convention heard him. Voldemort himself Apparated right there, and laughed in a way most sinister. "HA HA HA! LUCIUS! That was the most HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! That deserves another award! Lucius Malfoy is awarded not only the Best Blonde Death Eater, but also the Most Hilarious Animagus form!" Lucius looked rather stunned, and then fell backwards into his tank.