"...one of which is a LION!" Quotes Post #4

[lazy_daze]

Hello everyone, and welcome to 2011's first Quotes Post!

This month we're moving the focus away from our boys and putting the spotlight on the gems that come from minor/guest charactersFor this, post your favourite quotes from characters that are either minor-yet-recurring, or those who only show up in one episode. There's no point in imposing

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[innie_darling]

"You mean my process?" That line still makes me laugh out loud.

[strangeallure]

Haha. Oh Chuck!

[qblackheart]

Zach to Adam: ... so you know that Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically co-dependent on each other, right?
I am still not over the epicness of this little gem of dialogue. LULZ.

[qblackheart]

Beat ya! Heh. :D

[heidi8]

It is apparent to everyone on this world, and some who are not of it.

[painted_pain]

ANDY: No, it'll all be fine. All right? Just go get a cup of coffee. These aren't the 'droids you're looking for.

ANDY: Give me a minute. I’m still working through, “Demons are real”.

Oh Andy. Man, I love Andy. And Ash. *smishes them*

ASH: There are non-parametrics, statistical overviews, prospects and correlations, I mean.. dayum! They're signs. [<-- the way he says 'dayum' just kills me everytime.]

[strangeallure]

Everybody Loves A Clown

Sam: MIT?
Ash: It's a school in Boston.

Heart

Madison: It’s not like he introduced himself, like, “Hi, I’m possessive and controlling and I like to punch people. Wanna be my girlfriend?”

Sam: I guess we all make mistakes.

Madison: Yeah, well, mine’s wanted by the police.

Home

Everything out of Missouri's mouth, but especially:

Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.

[errant_jane]

All Dogs Go to Heaven

Crowley: (to Sam) You'd sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda.

and

Crowley: (to Dean) You need to stop thinking of this as some kind of deal. This is a hostage situation, you arrogant little thug. I own your brother, do you understand me?

(Crowley ♥!! I'm not the only one who finds Crowley calling Dean an arrogant little thug inexplicably hot, right?)

Phantom Traveler

Sam: Yeah, he told me. It was a poltergeist?

Random Guy: Poltergeist? Man, I loved that movie!

And this entire exchange from It's A Terrible Life

Ed: The aforementioned super-annoying Winchester douchenozzles also taught us this one other thing. You have to burn the remains.

Harry: Okay, this next part gets a little gross. Sometimes you might have to dig up the body. Sorry.

Ed: It's illegal in some states.

Harry: All states.

Ed: Possibly all states.