ADAMS IN THE HIZZOUS
HEY EVERYONE.
SO I'M ADAM MILLIGAN, I'M THE BASTARD SON OF JOHN WINCHESTER AND A NURSE HE DECIDED TO DIDDLE IN AROUND 1990.
WHATS UP.
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF... I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN MEALS SINCE I WAS A KID SO IM TOTALLY BITTER ABOUT NOT HAVING A DAD. ONLY CHILD, IT WAS JUST ME AND MY MOM. IM BAD AT MATH BUT GOOD AT SCIENCE. IVE ALWAYS WANTED A DOG, NEVER GOT ONE. HIGHSCHOOL WAS REALLY FUN, I DID PRETTY WELL AND GRADUATED, GETTING IN TO COLLAGE. I WAS IN MY FRESHMEN YEAR WHEN I CAME HOME AND ME AND MY MOM GOT EATEN ALIVE BY GHOULS.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL FUCKING FUN.
SO I'M CHILLIN' IN HEAVEN, DOING MY THING MAKIN' OUT WITH A HOT PIECE OF ASS WHEN THE BALD DUDE COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND TELLS ME IM CHOSEN. IVE GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD AND WHEN I DO I GET TO SEE MY MOM AGAIN.
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN, RIGHT?
WRONG.
THE ANGELS RAISED ME BACK FROM THE DEAD
I MEET MY HALF BROTHERS I NEVER KNEW I HAD
THESE IDIOTS
AND PROCEEDED TO GET LOCKED DOWN IN SOME WHEEL CHAIR GUYS HOUSE.
THEN I AGREE TO GO WITH THE BALD ANGEL ONLY TO FIND OUT I WAS A TOOL TO GET MY BROTHERS AND LOW AND BEHOLD WHEN THE HALFSIES SAVE ME, MY ASS GETS LOCKED IN THE ROOM WITH THE BLINDING LIGHT ..GREAT FUCKIN' DAY AIN'T IT?
LONG STORY SHORT, I'M THE BETTER LOOKING BROTHER , I GOT A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER AND I DONT KNOW WHY MY FAVORITE DESSERT IS.
LETS BOOGIE.
SO I'M ADAM MILLIGAN, I'M THE BASTARD SON OF JOHN WINCHESTER AND A NURSE HE DECIDED TO DIDDLE IN AROUND 1990.
WHATS UP.
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF... I HAD TO MAKE MY OWN MEALS SINCE I WAS A KID SO IM TOTALLY BITTER ABOUT NOT HAVING A DAD. ONLY CHILD, IT WAS JUST ME AND MY MOM. IM BAD AT MATH BUT GOOD AT SCIENCE. IVE ALWAYS WANTED A DOG, NEVER GOT ONE. HIGHSCHOOL WAS REALLY FUN, I DID PRETTY WELL AND GRADUATED, GETTING IN TO COLLAGE. I WAS IN MY FRESHMEN YEAR WHEN I CAME HOME AND ME AND MY MOM GOT EATEN ALIVE BY GHOULS.
YEAH, THAT WAS REAL FUCKING FUN.
SO I'M CHILLIN' IN HEAVEN, DOING MY THING MAKIN' OUT WITH A HOT PIECE OF ASS WHEN THE BALD DUDE COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND TELLS ME IM CHOSEN. IVE GOT TO SAVE THE WORLD AND WHEN I DO I GET TO SEE MY MOM AGAIN.
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN, RIGHT?
WRONG.
THE ANGELS RAISED ME BACK FROM THE DEAD
I MEET MY HALF BROTHERS I NEVER KNEW I HAD
THESE IDIOTS
AND PROCEEDED TO GET LOCKED DOWN IN SOME WHEEL CHAIR GUYS HOUSE.
THEN I AGREE TO GO WITH THE BALD ANGEL ONLY TO FIND OUT I WAS A TOOL TO GET MY BROTHERS AND LOW AND BEHOLD WHEN THE HALFSIES SAVE ME, MY ASS GETS LOCKED IN THE ROOM WITH THE BLINDING LIGHT ..GREAT FUCKIN' DAY AIN'T IT?
LONG STORY SHORT, I'M THE BETTER LOOKING BROTHER , I GOT A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER AND I DONT KNOW WHY MY FAVORITE DESSERT IS.
LETS BOOGIE.
