JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU GUYS - A NOTE TO DEAN

[gamblore]

FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS, WELL, WEEKS REALLY, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH.. LOVE GOING ON AROUND HERE, AND IT'S MAKING ME FUCKING SICK. I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE SHITTING RAINBOWS ANYMORE, OK?

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[ace_of_spades6]

CAN I HAVE SOME POPCORN? I REALLY DON'T WANNA PARTICIPATE IN THIS, I MIGHT END UP DYING OR KILLING SOMEONE.

[ahmnomnom]

leaving so soon, you yellow-eyed son of a bitch?

i don't know what the fuck you think you're doing, trying to squirm into our family you two-faced dick.

go back to hell.

[ace_of_spades6]

You want a free ride Dean? I can fucking send you there, don't think I won't. You wanna see what I can really do? You haven't seen nothing yet you stupid fuck.

[crackedeggie]

DONT YOU DARE AZAZEL.

[queen_insane]

... DEAN?

[ahmnomnom]

fuck you, you ungrateful bastard.

i gave my whole fucking life for you. everything. all for you.

i raised you, taught you how to walk, cleaned up your messes, watched you walk away and let you back into my life.

i died for you.

and you couldn't give a damn, could you? no matter what i fucking do, it'll never be enough. you're too busy with your head up your own ass to give a damn about me.

and i'm done with it.

[ace_of_spades6]

You're an ungrateful brother, I have no idea why Sam still talks to you, I have no idea why he didn't leave your stupid scrawny ass years ago. You're fuvking lucky that he didn't leave your ass to die when that reaper was after you, really for a person who needs to thank his brother you are the idiot who turns him away. No wonder he has to come to us, look at how you treat him. I wouldn't consider you family any day. And if you say any of this is my fault think again, you didn't do anything to stop it. So in the end it is literally your fault.

[ahmnomnom]

HAH. it amazes me every fucking time how ass-backwards you dumbasses are.

fuck off.

[crackedeggie]

WAR YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER. YOU FUCKING WAIT.

...DEAN BEANIE? SWEETIE PIE?

[ahmnomnom]

what the hell is wrong with you?

you come back from the dead. you wake up to the apocalypse. and the first thing you do it have another kid?

i can't fucking believe how stupid you are sometimes. you were a hunter. you should be smarter than this. but you're not.

you can't even take care of your own family.

[crackedeggie]

...BUT I DIDNT HAVE A KID FIRST THING. I CAME BACK TO YOU TWO FIRST. IVE BEEN TRYING TO HELP YOU TWO OUT.

I HAVENT BEEN A HUNTER FOR A LONG TIME DEAN. BUT IVE BEEN TRYING.

BUT I, I HAVE BEEN. THE BEST I COULD.

[ahmnomnom]

goddamn you should just give up, the way you're going. go back to being absent in my life. at least you were one less person to let me down.

[treehouse_death]

*GRABS POPCORN AND SITS BACK TO WATCH THE SHOW*

I MUST SAY, BROTHER, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PLANS YOU'VE HAD YET. IN TERMS OF SHEER GENIUS AND MINDFUCKERY, IT'S UP THERE WITH THE THING WITH THE USSR ABOUT 60 YEARS BACK, AND THAT WAS GOOD.

[gamblore]

WHY THANK YOU DEATH. THIS IS PRETTY AWESOME.

[ink_maid]

[gamblore]

AND HERE I WAS THIKING YOU WERE FUCKING NEUTRAL. GUESS WHAT TESSA, YOU ARE NEXT ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY.

CONGRATS.

[ink_maid]

IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS? YEAH, I'M NEUTRAL. I'M NOT GOING TO HELP EITHER SIDE. BUT I DO HAVE FRIENDS AND I CONSIDER DEAN ONE OF THEM, THANKS. SO DO FORGIVE ME IF I'M PISSED THAT HE'S FUCKED UP NOW.

[treehouse_luci]

....YOU'RE GONNA BANG THE REAPER?

... I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS...