DEAR GABE

[queen_insane]

DEAN AND I ARE ON A HUNT RN WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO BE POKEMON. SORRY.

~SAM

(THIS IS NOT A PRANK)

Comments

[treehouse_uriel]

JUST USE YOUR MOVES! THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU ARE NOT LIMITED TO FOUR TECHNIQUES...YOU ARE NOT JOHN CENA!

[queen_insane]

....

YEAH I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A MONKEY.

[treehouse_uriel]

DO YOU FEEL SUPERIOR TO MONKEYS? YOU ARE RELATED, SOMEWHAT DISTANTLY NOW BUT ONLY A FEW MILLIONS YEARS BACK YOU WERE VERY CLOSE. I MUST SAY YOU AREN'T MY FAVORITE OF THE COUSINS I'M A BIT PARTIAL TO NEANDERTHALS MYSELF BUT...CASTIEL ALWAYS DID HAVE A THING FOR YOU HOMO SAPIENS.

[gamblore]

...

WTF URIEL? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[gamblore]

[queen_insane]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[gamblore]

*NODS*

[ace_of_spades6]

WHAT WAR SAID.

[queen_insane]

GLAD WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE.

[ace_of_spades6]

AS USUAL.

[gamblore]

THANK YOU AZAZEL. I MEAN, JESUS FUCK, I'M TRYING TO START SOME SRS WARS, OK? A LITTLE LAUGH I'M COOL WITH, BUT. YEAH, NO.

[treehouse_chuck]

GOOD LUCK WITH GABE. I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING SOB'S LAW WILL TAKE PLACE AND BECKY WILL GO INTO LABOUR WHILST I AM A DOG...

[queen_insane]

THAT WOULD SUCK.

BUT SERIOUSLY WE ARE ON A HUNT. WE CAN'T BE POKEMON.

[treehouse_chuck]

IF I COULD TURN YOU BACK I WOULD, BUT I'M A PROPHET AND WE HAVE VERY FEW EXTRA 'SKILLS'.

[queen_insane]

... EH THAT'S OKAY I'M NOT A POKEMON RIGHT NOW.

I'D NEVER THOUGH I'D SAY THIS BUT THANK GOD FOR LUCIFER'S MARK.

IT PROTECTED ME OR SOME SHIT.

[ink_maid]

BOO~ YOU'RE NO FUN! GABE ISN'T GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIIIIS~

[ink_maid]

OH GOODIE~ I'M GLAD I'M NOT HIM RIGHT ABOUT NOW.