I'VE HAD MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY SURROUNDING ME LATELY AND DECIDED TO CHANNEL ALL OF IT INTO PRODUCING SOMETHING POSITIVE. THE OUTCOME? AN AWESOME HOUSE.
BEFORE I SHOW YOU MY NEW HOME, I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS WELCOME IN IT. ANGELS, DEMONS, HUMANS, WHATEVER, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT PEACEFUL. THIS IS MEANT TO BE A SAFE HAVEN. NO FIGHTING AND NO PARTYING. THIS IS NOT A PARTY HOUSE. IF YOU WANT A PARTY, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. I BUILT THIS PLACE SO THAT WE ALL HAVE A SAFE PLACE TO RELAX AND DO RESEARCH AND WHATNOT. I PUT A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS PLACE, SO PLEASE TREAT IT WITH RESPECT.
NOW THEN, THE TOUR~
A PEEK AT MY BEDROOM. HEAVENLY, ISN'T IT? A BED FIT FOR AN ANGEL--EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED MUCH SLEEP. BUT IF I'M GOING TO RELAX, I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT IN STYLE.
THIS IS GUEST ROOM NUMBER ONE. ISN'T IT CHARMING? I WENT WITH A VERY LIGHT-COLORED THEME FOR MOST OF THE HOUSE. THIS BED IS PARTICULARLY COMFORTABLE. A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, FOR THOSE OF US WHO LIKE IT THAT WAY.
GUEST ROOM NUMBER TWO; MEANT FOR ANY TWOSOME COMING TO SPEND A FEW NIGHTS. CUTE, HM? I WENT WITH BLUE, SINCE IT'S A CALMING COLOR.
GUEST ROOM NUMBER THREE. I WENT WITH A DIFFERENT APPROACH HERE, WITH THE PLANTS AND THE LITTLE LOUNGE AREA ATTACHED TO IT. FOR SOME REASON I THINK ELLEN AND CROWLEY WOULD ENJOY USING THIS ROOM. THE BED IS THE KIND YOUR BODY SINKS INTO, WHICH I'M ESPECIALLY FOND OF.
GUEST ROOM NUMBER FOUR, FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE OUTSIDE WITHOUT--YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY BEING OUTSIDE. THE BIG WINDOWS PROVIDE A MORE NATURAL LIGHT SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO USE THAT MUCH ELECTRICITY!
GUEST ROOM NUMBER FIVE. I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND HAVING SEX IN THIS ROOM--MY FATHER'S EYES ARE WATCHING YOU.
AND MY FAVORITE GUEST ROOM, THE POOL ROOM! YOU CAN GO FOR A SWIM RIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP! OR BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. IT'S HEATED TOO, BY THE WAY. GOTTA MAKE SURE MY GUESTS ARE COMFORTABLE.
THIS IS MY OTHER FAVORITE GUEST ROOM--VERY ROMANTIC AND ALL, WITH THE CANDLES AND FINE CHINA. NEW WINE IS SERVED EVERY HOUR FROM MY PANTRY AND THE FLOWER PETALS ARE FRESH EVERY DAY.
AND FOR THOSE OF US WHO WANT TO KEEP WATCH OVER THE HOUSE, OR WHO JUST WANT TO BE OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME, I MADE AN OUTDOOR BEDROOM! ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?
I THREW IN A SIMPLE, NEUTRAL NURSERY FOR WHEN MARY AND BECKY WANT TO BRING THE BABIES OVER.
ONE MORE GUEST ROOM--FOR WHOEVER WANTS TO STAY UP LATE RESEARCHING (SAM), MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS COMFORTABLY.
HERE'S ONE HALF OF ONE OF THE LIVING AREAS--I LOVE THE BIG WINDOWS SO MUCH.
THAT'S THE OTHER HALF.
THIS IS LIVING ROOM NUMBER TWO:
THE BALL CHAIR, YOU GUYS. THE BALL CHAIR.
ANOTHER LIVING AREA--WE NEEDED A GOOD, COMFY PLACE TO WATCH TV.
I CALL THIS THE WE-NEED-TO-TALK-IN-PRIVATE ROOM.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST LIVING AREA--COMPLETE WITH LIBRARY FOR RESEARCH! THE PLANTS ADD A CALMING TOUCH SO THAT WE DON'T LOSE OUR HEADS WHILE FINDING THINGS.
AND FOR THE BATHROOMS:
THIS IS MY BATHROOM. MY. BATHROOM. IF I CATCH YOU IN HERE, I WILL SMITE YOU.
THERE ARE TWO BATHROOMS LIKE THIS ONE, FOR THE GUESTS. FOR VARIETY, I ALSO ADDED THREE MORE BATHROOMS MODELED AFTER THIS ONE HERE:
THE BATHTUB DOUBLES AS A JACUZZI.
THAT'S THE KITCHEN.
AND HERE'S THE PANTRY--WHERE I'LL BE KEEPING ALL THE ALCOHOL. AND FOOD TOO, OF COURSE. IT'S A WALK-IN.
HERE'S ONE DINING ROOM, FOR WHEN THERE AREN'T VERY MANY OF US:
AND HERE'S A REALLY BIG DINING ROOM FOR WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF US, EITHER EATING TOGETHER OR HAVING A MEETING:
THERE'S A LITTLE BAR DOWN THERE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS ALCOHOL--YOU GOTTA HELP YOURSELF WITH THAT, THOUGH. I'M NOT SO GOOD AT MAKING DRINKS. THERE IS ALSO A SMALL COLLECTION OF POT THERE IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE, I JUST ASK THAT YOU DO SO OUTSIDE, OR IN ONE OF THE ROOMS WITH THE REALLY BIG WINDOWS.
SINCE I'M PRETTY LONELY AS OF LATE, I'VE DECIDED TO FOLLOW THE PET TREND. I RESCUED THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE LAST NIGHT:
HIS NAME IS MAGE. ISN'T HE GORGEOUS? DON'T WORRY, HE'S NOT DANGEROUS--HE ONLY BITES WHEN HE'S TOLD.
I HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU AROUND. THE HOUSE IS WELL-STOCKED AND TOTALLY READY FOR YOU TO INVADE.