RECAP *COUGH* ELLEN HAS SEX HAIR *COUGH*
Adam released these fugly creatures from a jukebox. Adam, Gabe and Dean tried to figure out what they wanted, but did they? No! Dad gave them a sex book. Tessa was a cat and hide like a pussy. GET IT? GET IT? LOL I’M THAT GOOD. Jess and Dean didn’t give each other sex eyes…
Bachelor party. Gabe threw it and you know what that means… Killing a stripper for blow and hiding her body in the desert. Did this happen? I’m not exactly sure because I didn’t go. I am so embarrassed for Andy’s drunk/high ass.If Jess was there, I bet she would have gone balls to the wall for Dean. Gabe was worried about Luci and his penis leg. Lilith showed up in another lady’s body. She spread her legs… I mean, the love around for Luci, Gabe, Sam and Patrick. Tessa was there in her cat form. She helped some of the others cheat because she is a bad person, er, cat? Adam went wild with some of the female strippers. No word if he’s switching teams. Michael showed up drunk. Me thinks he needs to check into a rehab like now.
Dean and Sam went on a hunt for a ghost. Dean didn’t have liquid dreams over Jess. They brought back shirts for everyone. Adam was jealous because he’s never invited to anything. Dean being Dean was a super douche about it. Jess told Sam about being attacked. Sam promised he would take care of it. Sir was jealous of the guns his sons didn’t bring him back. Way to go, being good sons yet again.
Treehouse wedding. (ooc: I couldn’t get the link because the page kept not working for me) I didn’t go… but this is what I heard: Tessa and Michael hooked up, just kissing, so let’s not get too excited. Ava and Andy might be back together *crosses fingers* Pesti looked super hot in his tux<3 Luci gave a super sweet speech and people cried. Jess and Dean didn’t touch themselves while they thought about each other.
Sam turned into a girl and went with Lilith to look for the thing that attacked Jess. Dean didn’t keep Jess warm while Sam was gone. Gabe wanted to take care of it with Sir.
Gabe saved the day. Sam with a vagina and Lilith finished their hunt with Gabe’s help. Jess and Lilith might have had sex *shrugs* who knows! But I know that Jess didn’t have sex with Dean.
Andy, Ava, Pesti, Ed, Nick and I came back from the family-friend day trip. Ed and Nick screwed 3 times in the van, Ava and Andy are totally in love and Pesti and I are awesome together. We got arrested, the car broke down, we were attacked by an animal… but we HAD A GREAT TIME. Dean didn’t make out with Jess after school behind the dumpster at 3 o’clock. Maggie was upset over not being invited. Tessa and I made plans and so did Pesti and Michael. Pesti is a big softie and lets me get away with everything ♥_♥
Mary tried to get Dean a date by handing out applications. Jess didn’t apply even though, but I THINK she may have wanted to. Mary started talking to herself because I think she’s kind of cray cray. IT HAPPENED AND THEN MARY WENT DELETE HAPPY >:(
Everybody pretty much took it as a joke and acted accordingly. Morgan Freeman showed up and almost everybody came all over each other. *bitchface like whoa* WHAT. EVER. I’m pretty sure Maggie tried to get a date with Morgan Freeman also. I also heard she is going on a date with Adam. She sure works fast, just saying. Pesti and I got into a fight… we may have broken up ;____; Mary asked Becky if she is with child. What is the deal with all these kids? Let’s pray to whatever God you believe in that Becky and nobody else is pregnant. Too many babies around the Treehouse, OMG *but is still a proud big brother, okay* Mary, do you want my advice? No? Okay here it is: Set Dean up with the Nick (aka the siren) so Ed can be free and maybe him and Adam will finally make the WORLD me happy by getting together. BTW, AVA YOU WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THE FORM? WTF! ANDY AND AVA FOREVER
Andy turned into a lady. Everybody, mostly Luci, was completely shocked. Luci gave Andy a pony. I’m not sure if pony is what the kids are calling sex these days or not. Ava and Ed talked about shopping and then they took Andy to get bras? Yeah, I have no idea either. I guess Andy was curse because of some bracelet. Dean didn’t touch Jess’ lovely lady lumps. I think girl!Andy may be a lesbian.
A baby is born. Pesti is a grandfather and no we’re still not back together. WHATEVER. IT’S TOTALLY FINE. I DON’T CARE. I wasn’t there……………. But a little birdie told me that the baby seemed to be changing form or something. What do you except when the father is a dick witch? Jess didn’t dress up like a nurse and play doctor with Dean.
Ask Sam and yes, he still has a vagina. Luci was the special guest this week. I managed to hurt Tessa’s (and I think Ed’s) feelings because I’m clearly the biggest asshole around here. Where is Uriel when you need him? Jess ad Dean didn’t reach the peak of their sexual desire on the top of mount Holyoke People asked questions about the weather, getting powers back and how to protect yourself against Death (the person not the act.) To be honest, I missed the trolling questions. Adam and Nick must have been busy.
Tessa is a virgin who can’t drive. JUST KIDDING! Ask Michael about that one :D Lilith tried to teach Tessa how to drive and it didn’t go so well. Still no COITUS between Dean and Jess. Patrick made Tessa cry because he’s a dick. Then Maggie started to cry because of Patrick. Stop being such a nice guy, Patrick! Everybody else was rather supportive because it’s Tessa and she is loved by everybody Michael. Maggie can’t keep a secret to save her life! She spilled the beans about Tessa and Michael to Lilith.
Adam had an accident with paint. In case you don’t know, Adam lives with Dean. Jess and Dean still aren’t playing tonsil hockey. I think Adam and Michael made a dog date. Everybody pretty much agreed it was artsy or whatever.
THE END
Bachelor party. Gabe threw it and you know what that means… Killing a stripper for blow and hiding her body in the desert. Did this happen? I’m not exactly sure because I didn’t go. I am so embarrassed for Andy’s drunk/high ass.If Jess was there, I bet she would have gone balls to the wall for Dean. Gabe was worried about Luci and his penis leg. Lilith showed up in another lady’s body. She spread her legs… I mean, the love around for Luci, Gabe, Sam and Patrick. Tessa was there in her cat form. She helped some of the others cheat because she is a bad person, er, cat? Adam went wild with some of the female strippers. No word if he’s switching teams. Michael showed up drunk. Me thinks he needs to check into a rehab like now.
Dean and Sam went on a hunt for a ghost. Dean didn’t have liquid dreams over Jess. They brought back shirts for everyone. Adam was jealous because he’s never invited to anything. Dean being Dean was a super douche about it. Jess told Sam about being attacked. Sam promised he would take care of it. Sir was jealous of the guns his sons didn’t bring him back. Way to go, being good sons yet again.
Treehouse wedding. (ooc: I couldn’t get the link because the page kept not working for me) I didn’t go… but this is what I heard: Tessa and Michael hooked up, just kissing, so let’s not get too excited. Ava and Andy might be back together *crosses fingers* Pesti looked super hot in his tux<3 Luci gave a super sweet speech and people cried. Jess and Dean didn’t touch themselves while they thought about each other.
Sam turned into a girl and went with Lilith to look for the thing that attacked Jess. Dean didn’t keep Jess warm while Sam was gone. Gabe wanted to take care of it with Sir.
Gabe saved the day. Sam with a vagina and Lilith finished their hunt with Gabe’s help. Jess and Lilith might have had sex *shrugs* who knows! But I know that Jess didn’t have sex with Dean.
Andy, Ava, Pesti, Ed, Nick and I came back from the family-friend day trip. Ed and Nick screwed 3 times in the van, Ava and Andy are totally in love and Pesti and I are awesome together. We got arrested, the car broke down, we were attacked by an animal… but we HAD A GREAT TIME. Dean didn’t make out with Jess after school behind the dumpster at 3 o’clock. Maggie was upset over not being invited. Tessa and I made plans and so did Pesti and Michael. Pesti is a big softie and lets me get away with everything ♥_♥
Mary tried to get Dean a date by handing out applications. Jess didn’t apply even though, but I THINK she may have wanted to. Mary started talking to herself because I think she’s kind of cray cray. IT HAPPENED AND THEN MARY WENT DELETE HAPPY >:(
Everybody pretty much took it as a joke and acted accordingly. Morgan Freeman showed up and almost everybody came all over each other. *bitchface like whoa* WHAT. EVER. I’m pretty sure Maggie tried to get a date with Morgan Freeman also. I also heard she is going on a date with Adam. She sure works fast, just saying. Pesti and I got into a fight… we may have broken up ;____; Mary asked Becky if she is with child. What is the deal with all these kids? Let’s pray to whatever God you believe in that Becky and nobody else is pregnant. Too many babies around the Treehouse, OMG *but is still a proud big brother, okay* Mary, do you want my advice? No? Okay here it is: Set Dean up with the Nick (aka the siren) so Ed can be free and maybe him and Adam will finally make the WORLD me happy by getting together. BTW, AVA YOU WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THE FORM? WTF! ANDY AND AVA FOREVER
Andy turned into a lady. Everybody, mostly Luci, was completely shocked. Luci gave Andy a pony. I’m not sure if pony is what the kids are calling sex these days or not. Ava and Ed talked about shopping and then they took Andy to get bras? Yeah, I have no idea either. I guess Andy was curse because of some bracelet. Dean didn’t touch Jess’ lovely lady lumps. I think girl!Andy may be a lesbian.
A baby is born. Pesti is a grandfather and no we’re still not back together. WHATEVER. IT’S TOTALLY FINE. I DON’T CARE. I wasn’t there……………. But a little birdie told me that the baby seemed to be changing form or something. What do you except when the father is a dick witch? Jess didn’t dress up like a nurse and play doctor with Dean.
Ask Sam and yes, he still has a vagina. Luci was the special guest this week. I managed to hurt Tessa’s (and I think Ed’s) feelings because I’m clearly the biggest asshole around here. Where is Uriel when you need him? Jess ad Dean didn’t reach the peak of their sexual desire on the top of mount Holyoke People asked questions about the weather, getting powers back and how to protect yourself against Death (the person not the act.) To be honest, I missed the trolling questions. Adam and Nick must have been busy.
Tessa is a virgin who can’t drive. JUST KIDDING! Ask Michael about that one :D Lilith tried to teach Tessa how to drive and it didn’t go so well. Still no COITUS between Dean and Jess. Patrick made Tessa cry because he’s a dick. Then Maggie started to cry because of Patrick. Stop being such a nice guy, Patrick! Everybody else was rather supportive because it’s Tessa and she is loved by everybody Michael. Maggie can’t keep a secret to save her life! She spilled the beans about Tessa and Michael to Lilith.
Adam had an accident with paint. In case you don’t know, Adam lives with Dean. Jess and Dean still aren’t playing tonsil hockey. I think Adam and Michael made a dog date. Everybody pretty much agreed it was artsy or whatever.
THE END