CALL OFF THE SEARCH PARTY
NOT THAT MORE THAN FIVE OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE OMG ;___________; BUT I'M BACK! AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE CREEPER WITH THE SHOTGUN WAS REALLY JUST FRANKJIM, THE TOWN SHERIFF/GAS STATION DUDE! :DDDDD MY BAD!
ANYHOO, IT TURNS OUT I WAS STILL IN TEXAS THE WHOLE TIME. I GOT INTO THIS VAN WITH STRANGERS, AND THEY TOTALLY KNEW WHERE WE WERE...
BUT IT GOT REALLY LATE SO WE SOUGHT SHELTER IN THIS OLD HOUSE.
SO THE HOUSE SEEMED PRETTY EMPTY, AND WE LOOKED AROUND FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO SEE IF WE COULD FIND ANYTHING USEFUL BECAUSE ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE GROUP HAD OFFERED TO FIX MY CAR.
BUT THEN, SOMETHING CRAY CRAY HAPPENED, AND THIS GUY CAME OUT
AND SCARED EVERYONE AWAY. YEAH. THEY DITCHED. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? JOKE'S ON THEM BECAUSE THIS GUY WITH THE CHAINSAW WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO KILL US. HE JUST WANTED TO TRIM HIS YARD. HIS NAME WAS ERIK, AND HE WAS REALLY NICE. HE HAS A KINDA DISFIGURED~ FACE, WHICH IS WHY HE WEARS THAT MASK, BUT OMG HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. HE EVEN INTRODUCED ME TO HIS FAMILY AND SAID HE WOULD FIX MY CAR!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... "OMG, MAGGIE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOM!" THIS IS JIMBOB. HE DIDN'T TALK SO GOOD :(
AND THIS IS JIMMY RAY! HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ~IT. ANYWAY, ERIK DOESN'T REALLY GET COMPANY OVER AT THE HOUSE, SO I OFFERED TO PLAY A GAME WITH HIM. I MEANT LIKE, MARIO KART OR SOMETHING BUT APPARENTLY THEY DON'T DO THAT, AND HE CHOSE HIDE AND SEEK.
LOL HE WON, AND HE WAS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT. THEN, I DECIDED THAT HIS MASK IS PROBABLY WHAT THROWS PEOPLE OFF THE MOST ABOUT HIM, SO I MADE HIM A NEW ONE. IT WASN'T UNTIL I WOKE UP TO HIM WATCHING ME SLEEP THAT I REALLY PUSHED HIM TO GET THE CAR FIXED.
HE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN WITH THAT, GUYS :( WHY CAN'T GUYS AND GIRLS JUST BE FRIENDS, OMG.
ANYWAY, SO YEAH. I'M BACK. I WOULD'VE CALLED, BUT MY PHONE CHARGER BROKE AND I HAD ZERO CHANGE FOR A PAY PHONE. BUT I STOPPED BY A LADY DOCTOR ON MY WAY BACK TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.
~*~IT'S A GIRL~*~ :'D
ANYHOO, IT TURNS OUT I WAS STILL IN TEXAS THE WHOLE TIME. I GOT INTO THIS VAN WITH STRANGERS, AND THEY TOTALLY KNEW WHERE WE WERE...
BUT IT GOT REALLY LATE SO WE SOUGHT SHELTER IN THIS OLD HOUSE.
SO THE HOUSE SEEMED PRETTY EMPTY, AND WE LOOKED AROUND FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO SEE IF WE COULD FIND ANYTHING USEFUL BECAUSE ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE GROUP HAD OFFERED TO FIX MY CAR.
BUT THEN, SOMETHING CRAY CRAY HAPPENED, AND THIS GUY CAME OUT
AND SCARED EVERYONE AWAY. YEAH. THEY DITCHED. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? JOKE'S ON THEM BECAUSE THIS GUY WITH THE CHAINSAW WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO KILL US. HE JUST WANTED TO TRIM HIS YARD. HIS NAME WAS ERIK, AND HE WAS REALLY NICE. HE HAS A KINDA DISFIGURED~ FACE, WHICH IS WHY HE WEARS THAT MASK, BUT OMG HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. HE EVEN INTRODUCED ME TO HIS FAMILY AND SAID HE WOULD FIX MY CAR!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... "OMG, MAGGIE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD MOM!" THIS IS JIMBOB. HE DIDN'T TALK SO GOOD :(
AND THIS IS JIMMY RAY! HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ~IT. ANYWAY, ERIK DOESN'T REALLY GET COMPANY OVER AT THE HOUSE, SO I OFFERED TO PLAY A GAME WITH HIM. I MEANT LIKE, MARIO KART OR SOMETHING BUT APPARENTLY THEY DON'T DO THAT, AND HE CHOSE HIDE AND SEEK.
LOL HE WON, AND HE WAS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT. THEN, I DECIDED THAT HIS MASK IS PROBABLY WHAT THROWS PEOPLE OFF THE MOST ABOUT HIM, SO I MADE HIM A NEW ONE. IT WASN'T UNTIL I WOKE UP TO HIM WATCHING ME SLEEP THAT I REALLY PUSHED HIM TO GET THE CAR FIXED.
HE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN WITH THAT, GUYS :( WHY CAN'T GUYS AND GIRLS JUST BE FRIENDS, OMG.
ANYWAY, SO YEAH. I'M BACK. I WOULD'VE CALLED, BUT MY PHONE CHARGER BROKE AND I HAD ZERO CHANGE FOR A PAY PHONE. BUT I STOPPED BY A LADY DOCTOR ON MY WAY BACK TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.
~*~IT'S A GIRL~*~ :'D