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DEATH'S DIARY [RECAP POST]

Mar 08, 2010 01:29

DAY 5,967,400. MARRYING INTO ROYALTY CRAMPING MY STYLE - NOW AIMING FOR TYRANNICAL DESPOT OF A SMALL ISLAND NATION.
( HEARTBREAK AND DOUBLE-CROSSING AND OBNOXIOUSLY AIR-HEADED BLONDES GETTING KNOCKED UP - IT'S LIKE A SOAP OPERA, ONLY IT'S REAL LIFE! )

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gamblore March 8 2010, 11:36:54 UTC

OH DEATH! WITH MY RING, YOUR RING, LILTH, MEH, ALISTAIR AND NOW THE WONDERFUL AZAZEL (BITCH STARTE DIT ALL!!!!) IS OUT, WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING OWN THIS PLACE.

HA, AS IF WE DON'T ALREADY. FUCK, FINR RUBY YOU CAN JOIN US TOO, JESUS.

AND IKR? I WE NEED SOME MORE FUCKING POPCORN ASAMOTHERFUCKINGP BITCHES. AND I, OH FATHER HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHY I GAVE BECKY A PUPPY, BUT THE CRYING, AND THE AWFUL AND SHE FUCKING HUGGED ME, AND JFC. AND MARY'S ~NEW~ BABY, I REALLY WANT TO BE THE NEW JESUS. AND THE BECKY ADOPTING, AND THEM SRSLY FUCKING TREATING DEAN LIKE SHIT ABOUT ALL OF THIS. OH GOD IT WAS WONDERFUL. I LOVE FAMILY SHITFESTS SO MUCH.

PLUS, I PROMISED SAM I WOULDN'T HURT MARY, AND I KEEP MY PROMISES, AND DEAN AND I HAD A LITTLE CHAT, HE'S SAFE FOR NOW.

AND I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY NOVEL COMMENT, BUT I'M ENDING IT WITH THIS.

DEAR MUTANT NINJI ANGEL DICKWAD - YOU'RE NEXT. I WILL FUCKING TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT, ASSHOLE. YOU CAN FUCKING TRUST ME ON THAT.

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gamblore March 9 2010, 00:04:51 UTC

YES, YES I AM. YOU IN? I HAVE SOME ~IDEAS AND PLANS~ AFTER I GET BACK FROM NORTH KOREA TOMORROW TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.

sherrilina March 9 2010, 05:24:00 UTC

PLEASE, AS IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO ME...YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ANGELS, ESPECIALLY ARCHANGELS.

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gamblore March 9 2010, 00:06:08 UTC

MICHAEL, IS THAT, IS THAT A SHRED OF DOUBT IN YOUR WONDERFUL FATHER ABOUT HIS PLANS WITH MARY?

sherrilina March 9 2010, 05:24:45 UTC

YOU SANG TO DEAN? MY I SEEMED TO MISS A LOT....

OH WELL, THE MISSION WAS IMPORTANT...

scarletsherlock March 8 2010, 15:26:45 UTC

THANK YOU, SIS. I MISSED YOU ALL THIS WEEKEND. I WAS DRUNK AND PASSED OUT IN A BAR IN TIJUANAAWAY ON BUSINESS.

crackedeggie March 8 2010, 16:26:03 UTC

DRUNK AND PASSED OUT? RUBY MUST HAVE BEEN THERE TOO.

scarletsherlock March 8 2010, 17:34:20 UTC

SHE MAY HAVE BEEN. THE WHOLE THING IS KIND OF A HAZE, NGL.

crackedeggie March 8 2010, 16:39:41 UTC

I AIN'T NO WHORE, HOOKER.

AND NO ONE IS FUCKING CLAIMING MY BODY AS A VESSEL OR ANYTHING. I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME WHILE I'M PREGNANT.
BTW, YOU AREN'T INVITED TO MY BABY SHOWER. SAME GOES TO YOU WAR.

ALSO WE ARE THAT HOT. I MEAN, IT'S FACT. DUH.

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crackedeggie March 8 2010, 22:02:47 UTC

WASN'T SELLING ANYTHING FOR ANYTHING, JUST A FUCKING TRADE. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET SOMETHING FROM AN ANGEL.

PFT. JEALOUS. OBVS.

gamblore March 9 2010, 00:08:41 UTC

HAHAH, SRSLY? I'M NOT INVITED TO THE BABY SHOWER. OH WELL, AS MUCH AS I WANT TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT THIS, I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO.

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treehouse_chuck March 8 2010, 17:02:11 UTC

THERE ARE TIMES LIKE THIS, DEATH, WHERE I DO HAVE TO QUESTION HOW I VIEW THE WORLD... ESPECIALLY HAVING READ YOUR RECAP. BECAUSE AS LOVELY AS THE WINCHESTERS CAN BE, DEAN IS A COMPLETE JERK TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME THINK WHAT I INTENTIONALLY HAVE DONE TO 'DAMAGE' HIS LIFE AND LIFESTYLE.

I ALSO FORGET HOW MUCH HAPPENS...

BUT AS THANKS TO YOU ALL, (AND IT IS MEANT FOR SHARING, BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NO INCOME), A LITTLE THANK YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF HORSEMEN, DEMONS AND THE DEVIL EAT CHOCOLATE BUT...

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treehouse_luci March 8 2010, 21:53:57 UTC

OH CHUCK, YOU'RE A MAN AFTER OUR OWN HEARTS.

HEY GABE, YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF OUR CHOCOLATE TOO, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT *ALL*.

treehouse_chuck March 8 2010, 22:02:39 UTC

WELL, IT'S JUST A THANK YOU. AND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE COULD YOU MAKE SURE AZAZEL GETS NOWHERE NEAR ANY KIDS I MAY HAVE IN THE FUTURE, THANKS.

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