WELL SHIT.

[treehouse_ed]

SO NORA HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (AND FOR FARIES, THAT'S ACTUALLY LITERAL) THAT I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, SO HER AND SOME FRIENDS CAME BY AND SPRUNG ME AFTER FIXING ALL OF MY INJURIES. GREAT, RIGHT?

WELL. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. UNTIL I WENT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR. AND NOW I LOOK LIKE THIS:

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[treehouse_ed]

UM. *BLUSHES* THANKS.

WOW. MY VOICE IS KIND OF...HIGH PITCHED. AND I'M...CURRENTLY NAKED. SHIT.

*RUSHES TO COVER HERSELF*

[treehouse_ed]

*TURNING REALLY RED TO MATCH HER NEW HAIR*

YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I MIGHT FIND SOME CLOTHES, DO YOU?

[treehouse_tess]

...NUMBER ONE HINT: GROPING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF GUYS IS BAD, EDDIE.

UM... DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEAS HOW IT HAPPENED? HOW TO TURN YOU BACK?

[treehouse_ed]

YEAH, I KIND OF GOT THAT. UM. I THINK I NEED SOME CLOTHES, TOO. *BLUSH*

THE BITCH PART OF IT ALL? NORA AND HER FRIENDS LEFT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY KNOW. I'M JUST NOT CERTAIN IF THEY'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

[treehouse_tess]

IF YOU'RE NEAR THE ROADHOUSE, YOU CAN BORROW SOME OF MINE. I DON'T MIND.

WOW... THINK YOU CAN COUNT ON FAMILY BUT... CLEARLY NOT. WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, ED. MAYBE ONE OF THE ANGELS CAN MOJO YOU BACK. 'S HOW I GOT BACK FROM BEING A GUY.

[treehouse_ed]

YEAH, SEE. I HAVEN'T EXACTLY LEFT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC NAKEDNESS OR WHATEVER. I GUESS I'LL GO STEAL A ROBE OR SOMETHING. BUT THANKS TESSA. I APPRECIATE IT.

WELL, NORA'S ALWAYS BEEN...KIND OF A TEASE, ACTUALLY. AND IT'S NOT SO BAD, BEING OUT OF MY BODY. I ACTUALLY DON'T MIND THIS FORM AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD. *BOUNCES HIS BOOBS SOME MORE*

[th_cas]

If you just learn to ignore them, they aren't so bad.

/points to Ed's boobs/

[treehouse_ed]

*BLUSHES FROM ALL THE POINTING AS HIS - ER, HER CHEST*

REALLY? THEY JUST SEEM SO...BULKY AND FLAPPY. *BOUNCES*

[th_cas]

...they serve no purpose. From what I've seen.

[treehouse_ed]

NO, BUT MEN REALLY SEEM TO LIKE THEM, FOR SOME REASON. *LOOKS DOWN AT HERS CURIOUSLY*

[unf_patrick]

...

NEXT TIME YOU WANT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL JUST GIVE US A RING, YEAH?

[treehouse_ed]

...

YEAH, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. UM. *COVERING HERSELF WITH HER HANDS*

[yersofullofcrap]

WHY WEREN'T YOU A GIL WHEN IIII WAAAASS D:

I have some left over clothing you could borrow.

[treehouse_ed]

D:

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING! WE COULD HAVE HAD SLUMBER PARTIES AND DROOLED OVER GUYS TOGETHER. I GUESS WE COULD STILL DO THAT LAST PART, THOUGH. *GIGGLES*

THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE, THANKS ADAM. *SMILES*