I'M GOING TO BE IN A MAGAZINE! :DDDD

[th_maggie]

SO I WAS FEELING PRETTY DOWN EARLIER *TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE OF THIS* SO I DECIDED TO GO FOR A BRISK WALK.

I WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG:

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ON MY IPOD, BUT THEN I GOT STOPPED BY THESE REALLY NICE GUYS

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[treehouse_jess]

...

/covers eyes/

[th_maggie]

...

I SEE.

[treehouse_jess]

s-sorry, just don't want t-to see you like this.

[th_maggie]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CLICK...

WHY ARE YOU SHIVERING?

[unf_patrick]

FIRSTLY: UNF. YOU'RE GORGEOUS, LOVE.

SECONDLY: MAGGIE I DON'T THINK THEY WERE TELLING YOU THE COMPLETE TRUTH. I WOULDN'T BE HOLDING YOUR BREATH FOR THAT CHEQUE...

[th_maggie]

:DDDDDDDDDD THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND... SO THEY'RE JUST GOING TO COME GIVE ME THE MONEY IN PERSON?

[unf_patrick]

UM, NOT EXACTLY.

HOW ABOUT I JUST COVER YOU THE 5 GRAND, YEAH? AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY PROMISED YOU IN THIS "CONTRACT".

ALSO, WHERE DID YOU HAPPEN TO MEET THESE BOYS? IT SEEMS I NEED TO PAY THEM A LITTLE VISIT.

[th_maggie]

AWWW, THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU! *GIVES HIM A SWEET KISS* BUT I HAVE LIKE 4.34 MILLION DOLLARS LEFT FROM WINNING IN VEGAS, SO IT'S OKAY :) *LOWERS HER VOICE* THEY ALSO PROMISED ME A COVER. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A COVER!

OH! DO YOU KNOW THEM? :) THEY WERE HANGING OUT AT THE 7-11 DOWN THE STREET. I'VE SEEN THEM THERE BEFORE, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE PHOTOGRAPHERS!

[treehouse_ed]

...

*FACEPALM*

WHERE ARE THESE GUYS SO I CAN GO KICK THEIR SORRY LITTLE ASSES?

(OOC: LMAO! ILU!)

[th_maggie]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THEY WERE REALLY NICE GUYS! LOOK AT THE NICE PICTURES THEY TOOK FOR ME! :)

(OOC: LOL <3333)

[treehouse_ed]

MAGGIE, THEY WERE HORNY LITTLE BASTARDS LOOKING FOR CHEAP THRILLS, YOUR HALF-NAKED BODY, AND MONEY. I'M GOING TO FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE. >:(

[unf_patrick]

I'LL JOIN YOU. >:(

[treehouse_ellen]

MAGGIE HONEY...

NO...JUST...NO.

(ooc - so much pain for you later...omg.)

[treehouse_ed]

PATRICK AND I DEALT WITH THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS ALREADY, BUT YEAH. SOMETIMES MAGGIE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX.

(ooc: Are you doing the recap? Would like a massage? :))

[treehouse_ellen]

GOOD JOB HONEY...

SHE'S JUST A LITTLE TRUSTIN'. WE'VE ALL DONE DUMB THINGS. BUT YEAH...NOT THAT BEST MOVE SHE EVER MADE.

(OOC - *FALLS INTO YOUR ARMS SOBBING* SO...MANY...THREADS...!)

[treehouse_ed]

NOT GONNA LIE. SETTING THE KID THAT RESEMBLES MICHAEL CERA'S HAIR ON FIRE FELT PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

YEAH, SHE IS. BECAUSE SHE'S SWEET LIKE THAT. I JUST WORRY ABOUT HER IS ALL. A

(OOC: *USES HIS ~FAIRY HANDS TO RUB AWAY THE TENSION AND THE PAIN. THERE, THERE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.)

[lost_in_dreamz_]

Maggie... just...
Nevermind. I hope you had fun at least.

::is suddenly considering plastic surgery. Or joining a gym and never leaving. because woooow, can't compete with that::

[th_maggie]

I DID, ACTUALLY, THE GUYS WERE REALLY NICE! :D THE CREEPY BOY WITH THE GLASSES IS ACTUALLY LIKE, 25, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

*GURRRRRL, WHY YOU TRYIN' TO COMPETE? MAGGIE'S ~GOT A MAN*

[treehouse_luci]

/pats your shoulder/

Darling Ava, your beauty is there in its own right! Comparisons mean little for the one who adores you shall adore you, as I adore Lilith.

Let me comfort you with a chaste hug, for I do not wish to see anyone so upset with themselves.

[lost_in_dreamz_]

::looks at him, eyebrows arched, desperately trying not to crack up::

Luci!?! OMG. Is this why Lil thought someone had made a wish about you?!?!

Ok then... But I'm actually pretty ok. You know. Momentary girl vulnerability.

...And there is no "one" right now. But *thanks*.

::hugs him, but a little stiffly because she's really freaked out and perplexed by his behavior::