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[th_pesti]

THIS ISN'T.

FUCKING.

FUNNY.

(ooc: I wanted this to be more lulzy, but I just got home and have to catch a flight in about 6 hours. I'll be in San Diego until the 26th - so while I'm gone and not likely to have a lot of time for RP, Pesti's stuck in Heaven for the duration thanks to Anna's box. that's what she said)

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[insipidcalamity]

OH DAMN, PESTI, I'M SORRY

(OOC: MISS YOOOOOOOUUU)

[th_pesti]

I NEED OUT OF HERE. NOW.

THEY WON'T STOP SINGING TO ME

[insipidcalamity]

*WINCES*
OH GREAT MORE SPARKLES.

YOU CAN'T LIKE...SEND A DISEASE THEIR WAY?

[th_pesti]

I TRIED. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, SIR?

FLOWERS BLOOMED.

FLOWERS.

[treehouse_tess]

...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[th_pesti]

I'M IN HEAVEN AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A WAY OUT. PLEASE, COME REAP ME. REAP ME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[treehouse_tess]

I CAN'T SEEM TO POOF WHEN I'M A GUY. SORRY, PESTI.

[th_pesti]

SO HAVING A DICK MAKES YOU USELESS? NICE.

[th_maggie]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

DAD?! ARE YOU OKAY?

[th_pesti]

NO. THERE ARE UNICORNS, MAGGIE. THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME IN DISDAIN.

[th_maggie]

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES... WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THERE ARE UNICORNS DOWN HERE, TOO?

...

UM, OH, WAIT! AVA GAVE ME POWERS, MAYBE I CAN GET YOU OUT! *CLAPS HER HANDS AND A NEARBY WOODEN DESK EXPLODES INTO SPLINTERS* OHHH NO, I LIKED THAT TABLE!

*SHRUGS HELPLESSLY* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO HELP!

[th_pesti]

DIE TEMPORARILY AND COME VISIT? THE PEOPLE HERE SUCK.

[treehouse_lili]

...

WHAT?

[th_pesti]

THEY KEEP SINGING TO ME ABOUT GOD'S LOVE. IF BLEEDING WAS AN OPTION IT WOULD BE sPEWING FROM MY EARS RIGHT NOW.

[treehouse_lili]

...FUCK PESTI. SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?

AND WHY ARE YOU SPARKLING?

[th_pesti]

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT'S A SIDE EFFECT OF HEAVEN. ;____;

[th_sam]

....

WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY HORSEMAN TO SPARKLE IF THAT HELPS.

[th_pesti]

IT DOESN'T.

[th_sam]

WELP I TRIED.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

[th_pesti]

I HATE YOU SIMPLY FOR EXISTING RIGHT NOW.